Friday, May 25, 2012

My Weekend Hot 100

Another year, another AfterEllen.com Hot 100 list. Seeing as today is the last day to get your votes in for the hottest ladies on the planet this year, I thought I’d share (well, reshare, since I already shared it in the AE Huddle) my Top 10 for 2012. It’s a harrowing task each year, narrowing it down to just 10 lovely ladies. Respectful objectification is not for the faint of heart. Certainly each year there are as always some steadfasts for me. My love for Tina will never die. But each year I do manage to rotate enough new ladies in to keep it interesting. And, yes, there’s always a dark horse. So this weekend I’ve got 10 crushes.
1. Tina Fey
Duh.
2. Naya Rivera
Duh, squared.
3. Lena Headey
I’m still not into the blonde hair, but I’ll always want to buy her lilies.
4. Kate Winslet
I’ve loved her since “Heavenly Creatures,” which is saying a lot because that film involves her beating someone’s mother to death with a brick.
5. Jennifer Beals
Dear television: Put her back on you. Love, lesbians.
6. Padma Lakshmi
Her propensity for licking food off her fingers is a gift from the heavens.
7. Rachel Maddow
The actual definition of fair and balanced – also smart as hell and cute to boot.
8. Hillary Clinton
Hil in 2016, that is all.
9. Zoie Palmer
Oh Hotpants, my Hotpants.
10. Hope Solo
I fear, respect and lust after her abs in equal measure.
So, those are my 2012 hotties. Now show me yours. Also, don’t forget to vote here. Happy weekend, all.

29 comments:

  1. Amy G5:41 AM

    I was at a wedding with my fiancee and the photographer was a Lena Headey alike, even dressing in a similar style to Luce and using similar mannerisms. We both did a double take and had an unspoken 'do you see what I see', 'yes!' conversation.

    I think we were both glad it wasn't our wedding as there would be a fight over who gets to run off with her ;)

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  2. Anonymous5:53 AM

    My list
    Simone Lahbib
    Marion Cotillard
    Anna Torv
    Zoie Palmer
    Elena Anaya
    Gina Carano
    Melanie Laurent
    Eva Green
    Berta Hernandez
    Audrey Tautou

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  3. Carol6:30 AM

    For me it has to be

    Rachel Maddow
    Zoie Palmer
    Charlize Theron
    Famke Janssen
    Heather Peace
    Emma Byrne (soccer)
    Simone Lahbib (back in the day)
    Ashley Judd
    Kate Winslet
    Jodie Foster

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  4. My list includes:

    Paula Patton
    Thandie Newton
    Angelina Jolie
    Sofia Vergara
    Kate Winslet
    Charlize Theron
    Jennifer Lawrence
    Evangeline Lilly
    Hilary Clinton
    Liv Tyler

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  5. Carmen SanDiego7:43 AM

    Here's hoping for a Maddow victory!
    This year I went with an all les/bi list:
    Maddow, evan rachel wood, heather peace, jodie foster, jessica clark, michelle rodriguez, kate moennig, Ellen degeneres, portia

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  6. Anonymous8:30 AM

    1. Kerry Washington
    2. Gina Torres
    3. Ashley Madekwe
    4. Kat Graham
    5. Nina Dobrev
    6. Candice Accola
    7. Lana Parrilla
    8. Jennifer Morrison
    9. Ginnifer Goodwin
    10. Rachel Maddow

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  7. Shasta8:51 AM

    The problem with trying to narrow it down to ten is that every time I read someone else's list, I've forgotten someone amazing.
    A few I can't forget about...

    Sarah Shahi - oh my. I've been watching Fairly Legal and she's charming as hell.

    Kate Winslet - always breathtaking and wonderful.

    Eva Green - the eyes kill me.

    Naya Rivera - duh some more!

    Carla Gugino - I'll always lament the cancellation of Karen Sisco and the awesome chemistry she had with Kate Walsh.

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  8. Anonymous11:04 AM

    Jennifer Lawrence
    Charlize Theron
    Glen Close
    Janet McTeer
    Noomi Rapace
    Hilary Clinton
    Julianna Margulies
    Melissa McCarthy
    Wendy Mesley
    Lena Headey

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  9. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Tabrett Bethell
    Bridget Regan
    Jennifer Garner
    Lucy Lawless
    Joanne Kelly
    Katrina Law
    Shay Mitchell
    Naya Rivera
    Archie Panjabi
    Jasika Nicole
    and one for good luck:
    Brandi Carlile

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  10. just submitted rose ellen dix at #7 lol no regrets

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  11. Lena 'Luce' Haeadey...times 10!
    One and I'm done! That is all!

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  12. Sorry, HEADEY. My mind wandered to a happy place while I was typing... ; )

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  13. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Is it just me or did anybody else have trouble voting this year? From saying you already voted today (when you didn't), to closing the poll a day early, to taking the link to the ballot off their front page. Because of all of this, they should add a extra day.

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  14. My list will be smtg like this

    1: Naya Rivera -- duh...
    2: Stana Katic -- hell yaa
    3: Dianna Agron -- this mouth needs more attention than its given :)
    4: Angelina Jolie -- mother of 6 and still keeps it WOW
    5: Nina Dobrev -- country of origin same
    6: Kate Beckinsale -- this accent with this body is simply Oh Me Lord
    7: Olivia Wilde -- surely sire
    8: Jennifer Morrison -- just cause like her to be under 13 ha :)
    9: Emily VanCamp - why not...have u seen her legs :))
    10: Jennifer Beals -- JB on the rocks

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  15. Anonymous3:42 PM

    Tilda! Tilda! Tilda! (Oh, and Hillary) and lots of others but they two are top two - and it's nothing to do with being blonde. at all.

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  16. Anonymous3:52 PM

    1-Jessica Capshaw
    2-Gabby Christian
    3-Sasha Alexander
    4-Nicole Placent
    5-Zoey Palmer
    6-Ksenia Solo
    7-Piper Perabo
    8-Mila Kunis
    9-Anna Silk
    10-Nina Debrov

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  17. Anonymous4:37 PM

    It might be those damn arms of hers, or it might be the cat twitter, but at some point in the last six months, I turned into a total Zoie Palmer fangirl, and the other nine names on my list just feel like placeholders.

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    1. Anonymous5:08 PM

      I agree with you.............

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  18. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Its not right for a 30 year woman to swoon everytime Zoie comes on screen :)

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    1. Anonymous8:01 PM

      You are not the only one. I don't know what is it about her but I just find her so damn attractive. Never gotten so fangirly over anyone before.

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    2. Anonymous9:38 PM

      I go along with you. Not only is she attractive, but she is funny and a real sweetheart. Zoie is everything is one package.

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    3. Anonymous6:25 AM

      I go along with you. Not only is she attractive, she is funny and she is a real sweetheart. Zoie is everything in one package.

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  19. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Zoie is lesbian kryptonite.

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  20. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Whoa peeps...

    1. Kate Beckinsale
    2. Anna Silk or Zoie Palmer
    3.Zoie Palmer or Anna Silk
    4. Charlize Theron
    5. Jennifer Anniston
    6. Olivia Wilde
    7. Lena Heady
    8. Sofia Vergara
    9. Jennifer Garner
    10. Jane Fonda (she is the Sean Connery of women- mature but still freaking sexy)

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  21. My list
    Naya Rivera
    Heather Morris
    Dianna Agron
    Lea Michele
    Lauren Lee Smith
    Kate Wislet
    Lena Headey
    Tilda Swinton
    Leisha Hailey
    Anna Torv

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  22. Anonymous8:49 PM

    Sara Ramirez
    Sasha Alexander
    Paula patton
    Stana katic
    Jessica capshaw
    Zoie palmer
    Naya rivera
    Mariska hargitay
    Kate Walsh
    Jennifer beals

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  23. Anonymous3:13 AM

    congrats on making zoie palmer blush !
    i wonder if anyone ever ask zp what made her want to play lauren in the first place, considering it was a small role in season 1.

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  24. You have yet to feature Minnie Driver...surely an oversight :-)

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  25. Hello, Dorothy. In honor of this year’s AE Hot 100, I’d like to share with you my list. Here’s my top 10:

    1. Rebecca Hall
    2. Anna Skellern
    3. Zoie Palmer
    4. Lena Headey
    5. Keira Knightley
    6. Cate Blanchett
    7. Ellen Page
    8. Scarlett Johansson
    9. Olivia Wilde
    10. Mila Kunis

    I have an unhealthy obsession with my top three ladies right now. Their hair alone makes me swoon. I can look at their pictures all day long and I still can’t get enough of their beauty. Sigh.

    I wish one day I’d get to see the lovely Rebecca Hall and Anna Skellern here on your blog. More people should know how beautiful and talented those two are, especially Rebecca. My deep admiration for this splendid actress goes beyond mere appreciation of her pretty face.

    And can we have all kinds of porn here please? Pretty please? With three cherries on top? More of these please- hair, eye, jaw/chin, shoulder, arm, hand, back, leg/thigh and abs.

    Thank you so much for this little piece of heaven on the Internet. Very grateful and very happy. 

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