Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Impromptu Vacation Vixens: Rachel Maddow & Amber Heard

Took a little unscheduled holiday yesterday. Which means I’m behind on everything today. So please enjoy making up the conversation in your head from the time Rachel Maddow and Amber Heard met and posed for a picture together. In my head, it goes a little something like this: Rachel: Oh, um, hi Amber. Amber: Hi Rachel. Rachel: You realize by standing together in one picture we’re going to make the pants drop of every lesbian on the planet. Amber: Let’s do this thing.

Or, at least, that is what they were saying in my head. What were they saying to each other in your head? Or did your head just stop working for a while?
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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:40 PM

    Get real

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  2. Anonymous3:07 PM

    I like what goes on in your head!

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  3. Anonymous3:09 PM

    I had to catch my breath with that picture!!
    DEELISH!!

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  4. liz5:40 PM

    Yeah my head stopped working. Too much gorgeous for one photo.

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  5. Carmen SanDiego6:57 PM

    They would give Ellen and Portia a run for their money in a Best Butch/Femme couple 2012

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  6. Anonymous7:11 PM

    Amber: "Rachel, I already said I'd come on the show, now move your hand on my ass".
    Rachel: "Oh god, sorry, oh god, there's someone with a camera, oh, oh bullpucky".
    Amber: "I said move your hand on my ass, not take it off. Mmmmm, that's better. Now, smile for the camera".

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  7. gartlande7:26 PM

    Brain just screeched to a halt!

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  8. Anonymous8:33 PM

    Rachel: oh god, you're so pretty, wow um you're pretty I'm Rachel by the way!
    Amber: Thank you, I know who you are. I love your show.
    Rachel: thanks! I love your...everything! I'm not trying to hit on you or anything I just- oh god!
    Amber: it's okay, really. I know you're in a relationship so why don't you just calm down and let my friend here take a picture of us together?
    Rachel: you want a picture with me, seriously?
    Amber: Yes! It's not everyday that one gets to me THE Rachel Maddow.
    Rachel: Have I died?
    Amber: No you haven't now smile for the camera.

    I think I have too much time on my hands...

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  9. sharon kinsella1:33 AM

    I know A Million Mom's who will go ape shit over this. Where will they buy their espadrilles and sweater sets?

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  10. Anonymous3:46 AM

    Oh my, it's like seeing a glorious mermaid riding a unicorn for the first time. If I ever imagine myself witnessing it.

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  11. Lindsay6:16 AM

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  12. Anonymous6:17 AM

    No disrespect to Susan, but Rachel and Amber make a gorgeous couple. It just looks right. But no! Rachel is a one-woman lady, and I'd be disappointed if it turned out otherwise. but still... yum.

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  13. maya12:29 PM

    For some reason I'm having trouble believing this is real. It seems like a fan manip. (okay okay, it's not. It just seeems like something someone would put together. In fact, I can't believe someone didn't do it before.

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  14. Anonymous4:40 PM

    *now kiss*

    shipping them so hard

    my pants just melted off

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  15. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Rachel's looking a little stunned to me. Perhaps it's all that beauty pressed up so close.

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  16. V6:10 PM

    I'm sorry.......what did you say? I was busy picking my pants up!

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  17. JD10:35 PM

    Rachel: **act normal, act normal, just calm down**
    Amber: **act normal, act normal, just calm down**

    Pants? What pants? *oops*

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  18. Norma Desmond2:45 PM

    I think they've effectively covered every lesbian's taste. Amber Heard for me.

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  19. Anonymous1:22 PM

    Hands where we can see 'em, Rachel.

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