Oh, basic white tank top. How simple you are. Yet how undeniably effective. Sure, other colors are also nice. Your blacks. Your blues. Heck, even your reds. But the white tank top, well, it’s just a classic. What it does is really focus our attention on what’s in the tank top, as opposed to the tank itself. The way it hugs the form is almost workmanlike, yet exposes a natural womanliness. It’s the perfect conduit for unadulterated sexiness. Sheer yet still a statement. Right, so are you buying any of this? Have I prattled on for a sufficient amount of time to justify just showing you the hot ladies in white tank tops now? Or have you not heard a single word I’ve said because for the last five minutes you’ve been staring at Naya Rivera with your mouth open and a thin line of drool forming on your chin? I know, two days in a row with the drool on your screens. So perhaps before proceeding today, might I suggest a bib?
Lena Headey
I’m pretty sure Lena is laughing at my attempt to wax eloquent about the white tank top. I am totally OK with that as long as she keeps wearing one.
Yvonne Strahovski
What? I’m sorry. Have you been standing there long? My brain stopped working temporarily for some unknown reason and I had to do a full system reboot. Oh my God, is that Yvonne in a... Dammit, not again. Control-Alt-Delete.
Cote de Pablo
Just think, if things had gone differently on “NCIS” maybe Cote would be the one having eye sex and TGTGT with Angie Harmon on “Rizzoli & Isles” instead of Sasha Alexander. Man, just thinking about what those subtext recaps would be like is tripping me out.
Minka Kelly
Does it make me a very bad lady if I tell you I’ve decided to skip the new “Charlie’s Angels,” or a very good one?
Jordana Brewster
I probably won’t watch Jordana’s new remake, “Dallas,” either. But I will search the network press site for pictures of her in a tank top. So, you know, win-win.
Zoe Kravitz
Of course the daughter of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz is gorgeous. Of course.
WARNING: The last picture is NSFW. Thank the technology gods for smartphones, eh?
Karina Lombard
This is like Tank Top Tuesday and Naked Lady Monday had a love child, make that twins.
I’m pretty sure Lena is laughing at my attempt to wax eloquent about the white tank top. I am totally OK with that as long as she keeps wearing one.Yvonne Strahovski
What? I’m sorry. Have you been standing there long? My brain stopped working temporarily for some unknown reason and I had to do a full system reboot. Oh my God, is that Yvonne in a... Dammit, not again. Control-Alt-Delete.Cote de Pablo
Just think, if things had gone differently on “NCIS” maybe Cote would be the one having eye sex and TGTGT with Angie Harmon on “Rizzoli & Isles” instead of Sasha Alexander. Man, just thinking about what those subtext recaps would be like is tripping me out.Minka Kelly
Does it make me a very bad lady if I tell you I’ve decided to skip the new “Charlie’s Angels,” or a very good one?Jordana Brewster
I probably won’t watch Jordana’s new remake, “Dallas,” either. But I will search the network press site for pictures of her in a tank top. So, you know, win-win.Zoe Kravitz
Of course the daughter of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz is gorgeous. Of course.WARNING: The last picture is NSFW. Thank the technology gods for smartphones, eh?
Karina Lombard
This is like Tank Top Tuesday and Naked Lady Monday had a love child, make that twins.
Karina is super hot , miss her in the L word, but only in Season 1.
ReplyDeleteOh Lena... And now I have to rewatch Imagine Me and You for the 1000th time.
ReplyDeleteomg tank top tuesday is the best!
ReplyDeleteYou are a truly wonderful human being. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteOh my my my - pretty much all i can get out..THAT last picture....oh my my my
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus Christ Almighty Yvonne Strahovski
ReplyDeleteToday's post is almost like you were performing a public service for lesbians. Bless you. And my imaginary girlfriend Lena Headey is just like Jello - there's always room for more.
ReplyDeleteMove over Friday! Dorothy has given us new days to look forward to: Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays....
ReplyDeleteLombard is not a actress ,awful playing in bad french series,meh....
ReplyDeleteonly YS for me on this thread,hey Dorothy,DListers ??
Oh my Gods YES!!!! Poppy's Tank tops and arm porn makes my week!!!
ReplyDeleteI remember this pic of Karina. It's from her Playboy spread. I was too young to buy it myself so I had an older friend go in and get it for me, Lol. Ah, good times :)
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, could anyone tell me what's the name of the photoshoot Karina Lombard made? Can't find it anywhere!
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