Monday, August 29, 2011

Lesbians for Ezbian

We’re here, we’re queer, we’re Ezbian lovers! If you love “Pretty Little Liars.” Or if you love Anne Shirley and therefore anyone who looks like Gilbert Blythe. Or if you just love really awesome T-shirts. Man, do I have the deal for you. My genius friend Heather Hogan has made the cast and crew of “Pretty Little Liars” fans of her equally genius recaps. And, as fans of the recaps, they’ve come to know her recap lingo. Risen Mitten = A. Boo Radley Van Cullen = Toby Cavanaugh. Ezbian = Ezra Fitz, the Gilbert Blythe doppelganger with lesbian tendencies. And, you might also come to know that the cast is really responsive to fans. So after Ian Harding, who plays Ezra, gave his stamp of approval to the “Ezbian” label, naturally, a call for a T-shirt suggesting such was made.

Ian and TV lesbian Shay Mitchell provided the action shot.

Heather provided the T-shirt design.

And, voila, the official “Ezbian Loves Lesbians” T-shirt was born.

Not only is it a kick-ass T-shirt, it’s a kick-ass T-shirt for a good cause. Heather is donating all proceeds to The Trevor Project.

Buy your very own T-shirt here. Well, what are you waiting for? Show you Ezbian pride, ladies and discerning gentlemen.

p.s. In case you’re hankering for some TV lesbian on TV lesbian interaction, please relive the most cotton-mouth inducing scene in “Pretty Little Liars” history. How Samara had enough saliva left to utter a single word after that display, I have no idea.


p.p.s. Who wants to draft Heather into starting a T-shirt business? Accepting petition signatures below.

7 comments:

  1. Amanda4:01 AM

    Consider the petition signed.

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  2. You're so great, Captain Dick Winky McCock-a-saurus Rex!

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  3. I'm advocating for "Captain Dick Winky McCock-a-saurus Rex" t-shirts to be made next.

    The slogan could be:

    There's an inner Captain Dick Winky McCock-a-saurus Rex in us all.

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  4. *signs petition with flourish* Now, where can I preorder the Captain Dick Winky McCock-a-saurus Rex tshirt???

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  5. How about "Team Boo Radley Van Cullen" t-shirts? Perhaps with Keegan Allen looking introspectively confused...

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  6. Have to admit, I don't watch this particular show, but I totally want a Captain Dick Winky McCock-a-Saurus Rex t-shirt. I promise to wear it. A lot. And most definitely to every final table I ever make (poker term for getting close to the "real" money).

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  7. This will not have effect as a matter of fact, that's what I suppose.

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