Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Fuck that noise

So the internet went major kerplewie at Casa Snarker last night. And being too tired to deal with it I just said, “Fuck that noise. I’m going to bed.” Which, if you think about it, is a good way to handle a multitude of life’s trials and tribulations, large and small. Work got you down? “Fuck that noise. I’m going to bed.” Family driving you crazy? “Fuck that noise. I’m going to bed.” ISP trying to ruin your life by telling you repair people won’t be available to service your neighborhood for another six to eight hours? “FUCK THAT NOISE. I’M GOING TO BED.” And you wake up, and voila, the Internet works and you’re well rested. It may be my new life motto. I’m definitely putting it on a T-shirt. Though, admittedly, it doesn’t work in every single situation. And for those crises that require a more proactive approach, I always turn to the singularly wise words of one Bette Porter. Well, curse words that is. Happy fucking Wednesday.

26 comments:

  1. Beebee10:40 AM

    That was fucking amazing!
    My face hurts from fucking laughing. I forgot how much I loved Bette Porter. Thanks snarker.

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  2. I fucking LOVE Bette Porter!

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  3. Carmen SanDiego11:11 AM

    Glad your fucking internet is bad. Hope you got some well deserved fucking rest too

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  4. Anonymous11:33 AM

    I think Deb from "Dexter" has already won the cursing goddess award. ;)

    http://youtu.be/GbAN5g0MUpU

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  5. Anonymous12:28 PM

    'Nothing bad ever happens in bed'....... a quote from my brother - long story so won't bore you! F**king love and miss Bette Porter though!

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  6. Anonymous12:37 PM

    That might be the best fucking L word tribute video ever!

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  7. jennifer12:52 PM

    i suddenly feel the fucking need to have an L Word marathon!

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  8. fuck that was a fucking shitload of fucking fucks....

    let us know when the t-shirts are ready (wait, gotta be tank tops doncha think?) I'd buy one =)

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  9. fucking love it! I am in love with Jennifer Beales in Chicago Code. HOT AS FUCKITY FUCK PANTS.

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  10. I am getting a vest made with that on ASAP.

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  11. Oh Bette Porter, I've missed you so :')

    Thanks for bringing the wonderful, always classy *cough*, Bette Porter back Snarker.

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  12. Anonymous3:33 PM

    They left out the best one!

    Bette: "Great. So she went up to Canada to be with fucking Josh Becker."
    Mange: "Who's fucking Josh Becker?"
    Bette: "Tina."

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  13. And I thought Deadwood was bad.

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  14. Anonymous3:52 PM

    I Fucking love Bette porter.

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  15. We had the same type of night. I spent most of the night troubleshooting my internet connection. I finally just gave up and went to bed. However, my connection wasn't all better in the morning. I wasn't able to eat breakfast and was almost late to work trying to troubleshoot this morning. Of course, it's working now. I'm glad I didn't have to speak with anyone in technical support, because I would have had a hard time being nice while going through withdrawal. Thank you for what you do.

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  16. I've seen that one before, but I grin like an idiot through it every time. I credit Bette Porter for much of my rather prolific swearing.

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  17. Anonymous9:14 PM

    Fucking awesome! I haven't laughed so hard in months--thanks for the public service.

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  18. ava14079:37 PM

    hahaha OMG i really miss bette porter
    "Who the fuck are you calling Brown Barbie? You fucking Carmelita Tropicana" best line ever!

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  19. Anonymous1:54 AM

    thanks...
    loved Bette Porter for ever

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  20. Anonymous3:19 AM

    bette fucking porter is not fucking interested in your fucking bullshit. fucker. fucking fuck. fuckface.

    fucking hilarious.

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  21. I love that she is such a lady with such a filthy mouth! and Fuck she's gorgeous!!! Loved your tribute. x

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  22. Anonymous6:04 AM

    oh gosh, I didn't realize how much I fucking missed Ms. Bette Porter before this!!! Fucking LOVE her!!! And I absolutely held her responsible for all the swearing I did in recent years.. Thanks Snarker for sharing this hilarious video..

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  23. VickyD6:18 PM

    My girlfriend and I both want to bookmark this clip for some joy on a fucking bad day at work. Thx Snarker!

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  24. Anonymous7:00 AM

    Fucking A.......

    I miss Bette :(

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  25. Very worthwhile data, lots of thanks for this post.

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