Friday, March 27, 2009

My Weekend Sexy

This ad is ridiculous. It is wrong. It has no place in a civilized society. That said, what I wouldn't fucking give to be that ketchup. Padma Lakshmi makes me want to be a hamburger. Or bacon. Or even cheese. I have watched this ad about a half dozen times and I still can't stop salivating. A fast food burger should not make me feel this way. I have no idea whether this crush is on Padma or the burger or the concept of eating in general. All I know is that if she licked or sucked one more thing, I would have seriously swallowed my tongue. Check that, make that I would have seriously swallowed her tongue. Ahem. Happy weekend, all.

[For the love of sexy, hit the HQ button. After that, hit whatever button you please as many times as you please. Ahem, again.]

31 comments:

  1. Ms. Snarker,
    I KNEW when I saw this earlier today that you would be all over it for tomorrow's post! And seriously, Padma's tongue - whew!

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  2. Oh.My.God. You just made my day! I've never been so excited (cough cough**) about food before!
    Suddenly I have a huge craving for a hamburger...or is it something else?...weird.

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  3. Anonymous3:18 AM

    Frak! *dies*

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  4. Anonymous3:55 AM

    yummy!

    suddenly I'm hungry and will get me a (tofu) burger now...


    ;)) babs


    have a nice weekend!

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  5. Sweet baby Jesus she's HOT!!!

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  6. Anonymous5:53 AM

    OMG... I love meat - and, I don't think it's the burger. lol

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  7. Anonymous6:17 AM

    Wow...should be in the commercial hall of fame. Jeebus!

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  8. She does love her meat.

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  9. Anonymous9:03 AM

    aooooowowowo... hehehehehehe

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  10. Anonymous9:07 AM

    ggeeeesh, that there's against the law ain't? %$#%$#$&

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  11. You and Syd have something in common...heh.

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  12. Damn...I think I'm going crazy over here....

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  13. Anonymous10:43 AM

    I wanna be the bacon in Padma's burger. :P

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  14. That burger looks so disgusting lol. She's hot but seems to have no personality.

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    http://lesbiandaily.blogspot.com/

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  17. I don't do fast food, but if she's on the menu... I'll eat it. :P

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  18. I have watched that several times because when she runs her hand over the ketchup on her ankle - well I keep falling over and missing the ending.

    Repeat - fall over - repeat -- fall over. It's like that.

    All. Over. Again.

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  19. Ughhhh I have to be the lone voice and say that this commercial disgusted me -- and surprisingly, NOT due to my feminism, but due to my vegetarianism. I mean, I'd still totally do Padma... after she brushed her teeth :-/

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  20. lol!!!! This is priceless,she's fabulous. Too good. Hardees hit on a gold mine. Love how she only took one bite...

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  21. sexy doesn't even begin to describe this. If anyone doesn't get why we like women, uhhh... I don't know what to say.

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  22. Anonymous7:58 PM

    how come no one's said anything about redwings?

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  23. Anonymous11:58 PM

    This is a terrible ad...for that burger.

    Seriously, who even remembers what the product was 10 seconds after watching that? All I remember is a hypnotizing voice and licking.

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  24. Oh Ms. Snarker... love the commercial, love the commentary, but I think maybe I am developing a little blogger crush on you... how you always know exactly what I am thinking, it's kinda hot. ;-)

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  25. oh my lord, I think I just swallowed my tongue.

    it can't be legal to make scarfing a big honking burger that hot.

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  26. Faile2:44 PM

    If you aren't turned on by that, you aren't even human, much less a lesbian!

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  27. Anonymous4:23 PM

    Yes, I want to lick sauce from
    Padma's ankle - I have no desire to eat a burger. I don't find her personality to be sexy. Not enough fire.

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  28. Uhh I'll have what she's having .. which is toublong me as a vegan

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  29. ac_hooker11:33 PM

    first off *hot damn she's sexy! ohhh and off topic..what song is played during the commercial if anyone knows?

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  30. Anonymous12:12 PM

    It's getting hot herrreee!!!!

    My, my, my!!!

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