My Weekend Crush

Of course, everyone talks about Famke Janssen's legs. To be sure, they are magnificent. When she wrapped them around James Bond you envied the putz for being in what had to be the most pleasurable death grip ever. But it's not those killer thighs that make me weak whenever I see Famke. It's her brow. Not the eyebrows themselves really, but the whole ridge. The sheer expanse of it, the way it curves and carves its way across her face is just, to steal a term from her native tongue, schitterend. Just as brilliant are rumors that Famke may appear on the new “The L Word” spin-off “The Farm” with Leisha Hailey. OK, her addition hasn't been confirmed yet. Sure, the 20-minute pilot hasn't been picked up yet. And, granted, I have some major reservations about it being set in a prison. But it would still be another opportunity for beautiful women to do beautiful (and hopefully naked) things together on my television. Plus, we already know that Famke she can make with the gay. So the possibility of her making gay in prison with Leisha and handcuffs? Goodbye, reservations. Hello, heaven. Happy weekend, all.