Thursday, December 11, 2008

Words get in the way

On days like these I am, quite simply, superfluous. Really, I have no function here other than as the proverbial matchmaker. I just introduce the two interested parties and let the laws of attraction take over. Because what you are about to see is beyond irresistible. It is beyond delectable. It is beyond mere hotness. So, with that: Internet, Lena. Lena, Internet. Just, you know, be sure to send me a picture of you two at your wedding. What? A matchmaker can't be proud of her work? [Click any to enlarge, and now I'll shut up and let you two kids get acquainted.]

[From Statement magazine via the Imagine Me & You Fansite.]

23 comments:

  1. Aawwww miaawwww..
    I want to be a fluffy purple thingy, in the arms of the goddess.
    Damn. Hot. Damn. Thanks for the eye candy Dorothy, you can be proud, it's an undeniabl match.

    Raawwwrrrr

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  2. Anonymous5:13 AM

    my favorite pic is the one you didn't show, with the red dress...

    http://imaginemeandyouthemovie.com/lena/statement%20mag%202008/page8_37.jpg

    ;)) babs

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  3. Anonymous5:39 AM

    Thanks for the eye candy. I've had an...um...appreciation for her for quite some time.

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  4. Anonymous7:12 AM

    ouch. obsession hurts.
    thank you Dorothy dear!

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  5. Anonymous7:13 AM

    Guh.

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  6. Anonymous7:44 AM

    Damn....
    that woman should come with a warning label ;).

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  7. Anonymous8:06 AM

    Oh thank you, thank you for Lena today. The hotness, the tattoos...it's almost too much. YUM.

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  8. Anonymous8:17 AM

    aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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  9. Dorothy, thank you for spreading the Lena goodness as always. The webmaster of the IMAY fan site called me to get my reaction live time as I looked on her site...many words of profanity, mixed with gasps were uttered. Drool...how I love a woman with tats. I'm gonna go pick my mouth up off the floor now...:)

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  10. Anonymous9:35 AM

    Sweet Jesus....I'm glad that I looked at those while I wasn't at work! Just seeing those pictures and thinking about her in Imagine Me & You...ahhhhhh!

    Thanks!! :)

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  11. Ms. Snarker, I do so love your enlargeable pictures.

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  12. Anonymous11:53 AM

    wow... are those tats real?

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  13. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Love the third pic...sultry. As for those tattoo's- who'd have thought it?!

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  14. Thunk. That's the sound of my jaw hitting the ground. Picture 5. Oh my.

    www.ComeTogetherGiftBaskets.com

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  15. Oh sweet baby Jesus! What a nice post to come home to. I cannot resist a beautiful woman with ink like that. I want to touch pet (lick?) them... same with the Chefbian Jamie on this season of Top Chef... it's a horrible weakness...

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  16. Anonymous3:57 PM

    Makes me think of Franka somehow...
    http://www.peta.org/feat/frankapotente/frankaFULL300.pdf
    http://www.franka-potente.org/franka-potente-62.php

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  17. haha, ^^
    ds, who is the person on the 'down
    town 2007, third one.

    the person is sitting on the back.
    the actress? pic is on the person's face. i can't stop seeing it. haha. so bad.

    thank you for your hard work.
    i like all of them, of course
    the hot post, too.

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  18. The amazing tatoos...

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  19. Anonymous1:10 AM

    ...can't... breathe...

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  20. Anonymous12:52 PM

    Has anyone notice that she looks like "Weird Science"s Lisa/Kelly LeBrock in the last picture?

    Well, maybe just for me... since I actually watched Weird Science in the Movie Theather when it was released back in the (19)85...(ROTFL)

    I would love - Dorothy - if you try a little bit of "separated at birth" post sometime!

    regards!

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  21. omg the back tats.

    *falls over*

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