My Weekend Sexy

To make up for the extreme tardiness of My Weekend Crush today, I’m going to give you an extra special crush sexy. Consider this my sincere mea culpa. But before you hit play, please be sure to take these simple precautions. 1) Be in a private area. 2) Be seated. 3) Be sure the floor surrounded your seat is covered in cushions or other such soft padding that can break one’s fall. Are you ready? Are you sure? OK, now you can press play. [Pauses to allow for 43 seconds of sheer, utter, uninhibited sexy]

Ohmygodhowfuckinghotwasthat? That was Thirteen getting it on like Donkey Kong on next Tuesday’s episode of “House” titled (wait for it, wait for it) “Lucky Thirteen.” Lucky, indeed. I think that may be the single hottest, longest, screen meltingest girl-on-girl action to ever be aired in the primetime broadcast TV “family hour” of 8 p.m. That sound you’ll hear Tuesday night is the sound of millions of DVRs pressing rewind, rewind, rewind. But, lucky for you, you can just hit replay now. You’re welcome. Just don’t wear out the button. And, of course, you know what I mean by “button.” Ahem. All is forgiven about that tardy crush now, right? Right. Really, really happy weekend, all.