Gosh, I've been talking about Fake Girlfriend No. 1 Tina Fey so much lately thanks to this wacky little thing we call the American democratic process that I've totally ignored Fake Girlfriend No. 2 Sarah Haskins. Please don't tell Sarah or our imaginary relationship could be in for a rough patch. And everyone knows make-believe couples therapy ain't cheap. Also, um, please don't bring up Tina. Whew, this juggling of fake girlfriends business is hard work.Still with all this talk of fake feminism in politics, I thought we should address some fake feminism in marketing. And who better than my gal Sarah to set us straight, so to speak. So what's on the agenda today? Cleaning and poop. Strangely apropos, no?
First, Cleaning:
It's not a chore, it's a date!
Second, appropriately, Number Two:
A poopadox!
All that and a shower scene. Oh, Sarah, you'll always be my No. 2 with a bullet. And not in the gross “fiber” sense, either.
All that time I didn't know cleaning could be so much fun. And to think I hated it...I'll go dress up for my toilet now !
ReplyDeleteWhat's all that fiber crap, seriously ? We never get commercials or fiber/poop oriented products in Europe ! Must be an SAPP (Solely American Poop Problem)...
I'm so glad I found your blog. It never fails to cheer me up.
ReplyDeleteLezlie Mac- We get them in Britain. I've at least seen the dissolvable fibre one on numerous occasions. What I don't understand is why we can't all just eat fiberous foods and not shell out money for... well... waste of money supliments. :)
ReplyDeleteUsing the Lysol against the STDs... LOL..
ReplyDeleteMiss Dorothy you have such wonderful fake girlfriends! you are a lucky gal ;)
I would like to know more English to understand a little bit more. And would like to understand the American politics...
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely going to be thinking of Sarah's shower scene the next time I clean the bathroom. In fact, she may lure me into doing that sooner rather than later...
ReplyDeleteNow I know why my house is a mess! I don't own a string of pearls to wear while cleaning. And if I have both a swiffer and a mop, does that make me a slut?
ReplyDeleteD****t well I'll guess I need to subtract a few from my numbers. LOL!
ReplyDeletemmmmm...Oh Sarah, you make me smile like crazy!
ReplyDeleteu see: I truly believe that there are moral principles we should follow in this time and place... and that's my problem... 'cause I'm cheating my fake-girlfriend (you) with your fake-girlfriend n 2 and it's just too much fake-drama even for lesboland... and the worst part is that IT IS YOUR FAULT... don't tempt me, you evil, with intelligence and sense of humor... I'm weak!!
ReplyDeleteSweater vest, in the shower with a cleaning product: lesbian!
ReplyDeleteIt is settled.
so you can poop on the go!
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