Who is hungry? You are, you say. Well, then, you're in luck. Sarah Haskins is back with another meaty topic and this time the meatiness isn't figurative. My imaginary girlfriend favorite iReporter is back to take that all-important motherhood task of feeding one's family. Do it right and your loved ones turns reggae dance party happy. Do it wrong and, well, let Sarah explain. Though, a quick warning: you may want to have your favorite Thai place on speed dial before you press play.
p.s. Yes, I noticed. She is wearing a vest as a top and is smug about being childless. Set gaydar to “stun,” everyone.
Awww, Ms. Dorothy...can I just take a moment to mention how cute you are when you get a crush...? Especially when it is the first blush of a new crush. ;)
Hmm... She's actually pinging mine as straight. I don't suppose these gaydars have a "convert" setting...? And can someone clarify something for this little antipodean...do you really have a product called "Manwich"? Why?
Well, if I wasn't sleeping before that crockpot spot, then let's just say it's a good thing that I have a book to read that'll knock me unconscious. Crockpot food comes out slimy. Sure, the meat isn't all dried out, but it is coated in a sheen of goo that deserves its own periodic table number. Not to mention warning label. Actually, I think I tricked Caty into dating me because I cook. Cooking should NEVER be discounted as a skill. It's more useful than say, juggling, but about on par with being able to wash high windows on stilts (yet more applicable, on a daily basis).
Another comedic genius has come out of the woodwork. She'd make a perfect understudy for Tina Fey or even better - Amy Poehler! I really like this gal. Can you image her and Poehler together - oh one can dream. One can but dream. Since I'm dreaming just image Haskins, Fey AND Poehler doing the weekend update. Oh I need to stop or else this dream is going to turn into longing.
As for my gaydar, I think it works pretty well and for some reason it's pinging at neutral leaning a tad to the right (straight -lol). I really like this chick - she's good!
NotOnlyButAlso - there's a product called "maMwich" and the comedic genius Haskins put a spin of it to make the perfect punchline "maNwich" lol - get it?
Who is hungry? You are, you say. Well, then, you're in luck. Sarah Haskins is back with another meaty topic and this time the meatiness isn't figurative. My 
Awww, Ms. Dorothy...can I just take a moment to mention how cute you are when you get a crush...? Especially when it is the first blush of a new crush. ;)
ReplyDelete"Well, your mom wants a manwich too". Mmmmm..Could that possibly be sarcasm ?So cute. I LOVE her. My gaydar is definitely on...
ReplyDeleteMs.Snarker, could there be a Sarah Haskins Day ?
I get this channel, but I can never catch her when she's on...sigh. Totally pinging my gaydar...just hasn't zeroed in on specifics yet.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me so giggling happy!!
ReplyDeleteSeconding a Sarah Haskins Day. You know what to do, Ms. Snarker.
my gaydar is humming....
ReplyDeletehmmm...
Hmm... She's actually pinging mine as straight. I don't suppose these gaydars have a "convert" setting...?
ReplyDeleteAnd can someone clarify something for this little antipodean...do you really have a product called "Manwich"? Why?
Ahhh, Sarah Haskins.... Love!! So wonderful. I don't know whether or not to trust my gaydar, but here's to hopin' it's right this time!
ReplyDeleteWell, if I wasn't sleeping before that crockpot spot, then let's just say it's a good thing that I have a book to read that'll knock me unconscious.
ReplyDeleteCrockpot food comes out slimy. Sure, the meat isn't all dried out, but it is coated in a sheen of goo that deserves its own periodic table number. Not to mention warning label.
Actually, I think I tricked Caty into dating me because I cook. Cooking should NEVER be discounted as a skill. It's more useful than say, juggling, but about on par with being able to wash high windows on stilts (yet more applicable, on a daily basis).
the husband's face is..
ReplyDeleteso funny, haha..ah..so fun.
Another comedic genius has come out of the woodwork. She'd make a perfect understudy for Tina Fey or even better - Amy Poehler! I really like this gal. Can you image her and Poehler together - oh one can dream. One can but dream. Since I'm dreaming just image Haskins, Fey AND Poehler doing the weekend update. Oh I need to stop or else this dream is going to turn into longing.
ReplyDeleteAs for my gaydar, I think it works pretty well and for some reason it's pinging at neutral leaning a tad to the right (straight -lol). I really like this chick - she's good!
NotOnlyButAlso - there's a product called "maMwich" and the comedic genius Haskins put a spin of it to make the perfect punchline "maNwich" lol - get it?
Manwich is a sauce that is mixed in with ground beef to make sloppy joes.
ReplyDeleteSadly, I sometimes use Manwich with lentils to make vegetarian sloppy joes.