Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Tank Top Tuesday

Is it hot in here or is that just the AfterEllen.com Hot 100 List? Last year’s reigning queen of the lesbian hotties, Leisha Hailey, must defend her crown as voting has begun for the 2008 list. (Be sure to get your vote in by May 15.) Is this pure prurient objectification? You betcha. And I like it. I revealed my Top 10 hotties last year when the inaugural list was launched and I thought I’d reveal my votes this year, too. The vast majority of my tastes remains the same. All my regulars are still there. But a few names have changed. Really, it’s an impossible task to keep it at 10 and I’m sure I’ll kick myself for missing someone. But, here they are. And in tank tops, no less. In no particular order.

Angelina JolieJodie FosterKate WinsletLena HeadeyMary-Louise ParkerTina FeyJennifer BealsPadma LakshmiSalma HayekHelen Mirren

Oh dear, I’m sorry, naughty dame Hellen Mirren doesn’t appear to be wearing a tank top… You don’t mind, do you? Well, I’ve shown you mine, now you show me yours.

32 comments:

  1. snicker...well Ms. Snarker, my list is very similar to yours. Last Thursday I listed the next top 10 AFTER my voted top 10. I will say my number 1 every year is still Jodie Foster. However, the rest of the spots are pretty much up for grabs.

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  2. in no particualar order;
    Katee Sackhoff, Trisha Helfer, Lucy Lawless, Tina Fey, Jennifer Beals, Leisha Haley, Bridget McManus, Jill Bennett, Salma Hayek, Lena Headey

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  3. Holy tanktops ;P

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  4. Anonymous9:23 AM

    1. Michelle Rodriguez
    2. Rose Rollins
    3. Kate Winslet
    4. Emma Thompson
    5. Jennifer Garner
    6. Maggie Gyllenhaal
    7. Lisa Edelstein
    8. Allison Janney
    9. Ellen Page
    10. Louise Lombard

    ;)

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  5. Anonymous10:04 AM

    For the record: Blake Lively, Lena Headey, Summer Glau, Marnie Alton, Jill Bennett, Bridget McManus, Christina Cox, Mandy Musgrave, Elizabeth Mitchell and Evangeline Lilly.

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  6. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Lena Headey!!!
    Angelina Jolie
    Kate Walsh
    Kate Beckinsale
    Tina Fey
    Charlize Theron
    Kate Winslet
    Famke Janssen
    Ana de la Reguera
    Marion Cotillard

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  7. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Is it redundant to put Jennifer Beals 10 times? If not, 10-1 is Ms. JB. =)

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  8. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Like everyone else, in no particular order:

    Padma Lakshmi, Gina Carano, Rose Rollins, Bridget Mcmanus, Patricia Vico, Angie Harmon, Cobie Smolders, Maura Tierney, Missy Peregrym, and Alexandra Hedison.

    Can you tell I like brunettes? ;)

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  9. Anonymous12:00 PM

    Lena Headey, Kate Walsh, Lisa Edelstein, Emma Thompson, Maura Tierney, Katee Sackhoff, Angelina Jolie, Ellen Page, Mandy Moore, Naomi Watts

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  10. Except that spot at the top of the pile reserved for Jennifer Beals, the rest are in (almost) no particular order:

    JB, Tina Fey, MLP, Idina Menzel, Erin Daniels, Lena Headey, Jodi Foster, Kate Winslet, Laurel Holloman, Kate Walsh.

    I would say that I am a big fan of Brunettes. Meow!

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  11. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Anyone else having a really tough time of narrowing their list down to 10? OY! I want AE to come up with a 2nd list where we vote for the Cool 100...because really, think about it, most women, if they are not HOT...they are COOL...and most deserving of their own list. :)

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  12. Oh dear, I seem to have made a mess.

    Perhaps I should clean that up.

    My only comment is... Kate Winslet? Really now? I'm all for women in tank tops but... Kate just doesn't blow my skirt up if you catch my drift.

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  13. You forgot Natalie Portman. ;) Otherwise.. ditto

    Amanda

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  14. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Two words:

    Gillian Anderson.....
    If she were any more attractive, I'd have to hose myself down
    every once in a while
    Ditto Rachel Weisz

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  15. Oh yes, Gillian. Oh mama!!

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  16. Anonymous4:41 PM

    No order:

    Ellen Page
    Kate Walsh
    Norah Jones
    Sandra Oh
    Tilda Swinton
    Helen Mirren
    Tina Fey
    Julie Christie
    Emily Deschanel
    Juliette Binoche

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  17. Yes, a flawless list, well done. You've convinced me of the Winslet.
    I'll add Rachel Shelly, Naomi Watts, Jen Garner, Susan Sontag.

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  18. Michelle Yeoh
    (badass kung fu legend and hot)
    Kristin Scott Thomas
    (English and hot)
    Dianne Lane (so hot)
    Famke Janssen
    (pointy and skinny but still hot)
    Cate Blanchett
    (environmentalist and hot)
    Cécile de France (Belgian hot)
    Tina Fey (hilarious and hot)
    Rose Byrne (sweet and hot)
    Natalie Portman
    (a good human and hot)
    Bridget Moynihan
    (making up the numbers but still hot)

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  19. Anonymous6:25 PM

    Jordana Brewster is smoking hott.

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  20. HELEN!

    I'm new to the blog, but I have undying respect for any lesbian who posts photos of Helen Mirren on their blog. Guh, says I. Also Tina and Mary Louise are a big "yes, please." And I've never seen "Alice" looking so good. Mine would be, possibly out of order:

    Marlee Matlin, Katherine Moennig, Eva Green, Helen Mirren, Merryl Streep, Audrey Tatou, Mary Louise Parker, Cate Blanchett, Miranda Otto, and Juliette Binoche.

    But if it's not just actresses, Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls fits in somewhere.

    Forgive any inevitable spelling errors.

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  21. Anonymous8:34 PM

    Gotta love Tina Fey for the funny and Kate Winslet for the sexy, plus both are smart. I do love me some Padma also, but I'd get bored talking about food so much. I love food, but let's face it. Most mornings I have a can of Spaghetti-O's for breakfast. Over toast. I'm not a barbarian, afterall.

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  22. Thanks for the truly middle-aged woman - Helen Mirren - umph.

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  23. Anonymous2:44 AM

    No order, my votes went to:

    Angelina Jolie
    Jodie Foster
    Halle Berry
    Emily Blunt
    Catherine Zeta Jones
    Kate Winslet
    Kate Beckinsale
    Charlize Theron
    Meryl Streep
    Madonna

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  24. Anonymous4:44 AM

    Damn! Ms. Snarker, you've done it once again and invaded my brain...

    Among my list this year:(inpo) Bridget McManus, Jill Bennett, Leisha Hailey, Cathy DeBuono, and Sara Ramirez among others who for now I'll leave unnamed... or maybe it's just the fact that since we were only given 10 choices and I have far more in my head that I can't remember the others I included on my list right now!
    I love all of your choices and wholeheartedly agree with your selections... kudos!

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  25. I had

    Leisha
    Mirren
    Beals
    Parker
    Fey

    but then we diverged:

    Katee Sackhoff
    Mary McDonnell
    Rachel Maddow
    Leonor Watling
    (where are the watling dykes, anyway?)

    and I can't remember who my #10 was....

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  26. Laura Linney, that was it

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  27. I would say something like:
    Leisha Hailey, Jodie Foster, Sara Quin, Famke Janssen, Jennifer Connelly, Tina Fey, Cate Blanchett, Jill Bennett, Ellen Page, Laura Linney

    10 really isn't enough to pay a tribute to all the lovely ladies out there..
    and all their tank tops...

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  28. Anonymous5:02 AM

    Jennifer Beals
    Padma Lakshmi
    Kate Winslet
    Natalie Portman
    Tina Fey
    Laura Linney
    Laurel Holloman
    Rosario Dawson
    America Fererra
    Ellen Page

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  29. Anonymous1:22 PM

    That is the most excessively airbrushed phot of Jodie Foster I have ever seen. Even her HAIR is airbrushed. Clearly some people need to learn that there's no point touching up what's already perfect..

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  30. Anonymous9:40 PM

    In no particular order -- except for #1:

    Meryl Streep
    Frances McDormand
    Mary-Louise Parker
    Laura Linney
    Audra McDonald
    Sara Ramirez
    Julie Christie
    Helen Mirren
    Emma Thompson
    Kate Winslet

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