Pre-L: Lifecycle

L510: “Lifecycle”
Talk about your Dykes on Bikes. What better place to exorcise one’s long-gestating demons than on 200 miles of asphalt? I mean that for both the characters and the creators. Oh, Mama Chaiken, now you come up with the moving tribute to Dana? Now? I guess better late than never. Sorry, what? No, I wasn’t crying. I had something in my eye. Really. Truly. Now, pass the Kleenex.

1) Under the pink, Subaru Pink Ride, that is.2) Wow, Tasha had other friends besides Papi?3) Shameless Self Promotion: Meta Edition.4) Look who needs a bicycle built for two.5) Involuntary response to “Did you and Jenny ever hook up?”6) Lesbianism, not exactly like riding a bike.7) So, why not learn from the Tour de Gay champ?8) Activate……Kleenex.9) The Mikes on Bikes contingent has arrived.10) Kit has to celebrate screen time any way she can.11) Mind your shoes.12) Big kiss to you!13) Which of these camp couples is not like the other?14) Welcome to the Taj MaAdele.15) Costco: a good place to buy a 20-pound jar of mayonnaise, a not-so-good place to buy a tent.16) How about a side of guilt with that hug?17) You’re secretly diabolical? No way!18) In lieu of more lines, Kit got more headgear.19) Getting used to this whole civilian thing, eh?20) I see London, I see France, Take 221) Molly joins the ranks of us cunning-linguists. Ahem.22) The gift that keeps on giving.23) Behold the rare lesbian unicorn in her natural habitat.24) $20 says this will come back to haunt them.25) This is……quite possibly……the most strap-on action……ever on American TV……I approve.26) That shit……is creepy.27) Wait, make it $100.28) Campfire “I Never?” Sure, what could go wrong?29) What is cheating? That depends on what the definition of is is.30) This is precisely why I never play “I Never.”31) Somebody owes me $100.32) Cheaters never prosper.
New Guestbian Count: 2
[Jasmine Lukuku as Nicole and Camille Atebe as T, the Coco Girls]
Best Line: “I know that I’m still Gay 101 but I’m a really fast learner. And before you know it I’m going to be Advanced Placement Gay and then Graduate-Level Gay. And fuck Law School, I’ll get my doctorate in fucking gay.” -- Molly to Shane
Best Tip: “Breathe through your mouth.” -- Shane to Molly
Understatement of the Year I: “She’s kind of OCD.” -- Tina about Bette
Understatement of the Year II: “Do you know that my friends think I’m out of my mind...” -- Jenny to Nikki
Understatement of the Year III: “You guys, you belong together.” -- Alice to Tina about Bette