Pre-L: LGB Tease Naked Edition

If there’s one thing more aggravating than lyin’ and cheatin’ it’s blurrin’ a bleepin’. Am I right, ladies? Oh yeah, I’m right. So, to honor the full-nudity, full-obscenity season 5 premiere of “The L Word” Sunday, here are the naughty bits you might not have seen/fully appreciated/ogled at enough in the online stream last week. These are, of course, NSFW. Are you ready? Cue porn music and let’s get it on. [Click ’em to enlarge ’em, ladies.]

1) You know that saying……about where the sun don’t shine?Helena just learned that latex gloves have no such boundaries.
2) Oh hi, Paige, I was just checking this carpet……for its stain resistance.So far, so good.
3) Rules No. 1 in enticing an ex:Show her just enough of the merchandise……to wish she still owned the rest.
4) Jodi, what it is like……to touch……heaven?
5) Alice’s milkshake……brings all the……girls to the yard......damn right......it’s better than yours......she could teach you......but she’d have to charge...which would be redundant since it’s already on a pay channel.