Monday, August 27, 2007

Children are the future...


Oh. My. God. If you’ve ever beaten yourself up for blowing an interview, take heart. There is no way you could have blown it this badly. Please witness Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin Upton explaining why a fifth of Americans can’t even find America on a world map during this past weekend’s Miss Teen USA Pageant. The most frightening thing? She finished third-runner up. That means out of 51 total contestants, there were 47 other girls even worse than her. You’re looking at the future of “U.S. Americans” here, people. Weep for our country, cause we’re doomed.

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:48 AM

    Scary... Yep, you're doomded, no question.

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  2. Anonymous5:16 AM

    hard times are ahead

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  3. Anonymous5:18 AM

    is that the dude from saved by the bell?

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  4. Anonymous5:46 AM

    Fucking hell, all american bullshit shows spouting all american sexist propaganda, how much more of this can we take?

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  5. Anonymous7:24 AM

    Hi y'all,

    It's a good thing our cousins "across the pond" have such a keen eye for grammar.

    Thank you,

    A South Carolinian

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  6. wow, just wow. all of those americans that cant find america on a map are all in africa and elsewhere in the world...lol.

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  7. No offense, but this is another reinforcement of a certain "American" stereotype.
    All of you in favor of beauty AND brains, say "aye"! ;)

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  8. Anonymous1:34 PM

    But she's uh...

    What was the question, again?

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  9. Anonymous3:31 PM

    uh...what? oh yeah! diversion is the key! ooo look over there... people in iraq, africa, and asia need help. it obviously can't be americans who have something wrong with them.

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  10. Anonymous6:44 PM

    it's so obvious that she had some "random" pre-prepared" soundbites ready -- no matter the question -- and she strung them together in the most awful way. that was so sad. unbelievable.
    surely she is not that completely dumb. what the hell?

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