Ellen DeGeneres hurt her back over the weekend and is under doctor’s orders to stay in bed. Now, if a doctor put me on bedrest, I would stay home, eat Cheetos and watch bad daytime television while calling my friends and telling them how awesome it is to be under doctor’s order to stay in bed. But not our gal, Ellen. The Great Panted One is doing her show this week from bed – a bed wheeled right out into the middle of her talk show set. Wow, that’s dedication. Today she’ll be on her back with Ryan Seacrest (insert joke here about this being the first woman Ryan has ever had on her back) and then Wednesday she’ll get horizontal for Lindsay Lohan (insert joke here about La Lohan taking her new Sapphic responsibilities perhaps a little too seriously). Now, if only there was a way to get all the guests in bed, too... Hey, look at that, someone’s listening.
p.s. Get well soon, Big E. Hope you’re back (oh, the puns!) up and at ’em again in no time.
p.p.s. Awww, check out this clip of Ellen talking with her doctor about her injury. Even while drugged out of her noggin on painkillers, the woman is spot on with the funny. That’s our gal.
I understand when celebrities to do interviews about their experience with cancer, or whatever, to raise public awareness of the disease, but why exactly are we looking at an MRI of her back?
ReplyDeleteNice pajamas, though.
Just when I think I couldn't love her more. Oh, that Ellen.
ReplyDeleteWow Ellen is A m a z i n g!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEllen...quick...hide the drugs before LiLo comes on the set. You want the drugs for yourself -- sometimes Portia is not enough.
ReplyDeleteI saw a clip of Ellen in bed and I thought it was clever. She brought all of the back pain sufferers out of the closet with this.
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