Carmen Electra is not dating Joan Jett. I repeat, peoples of the internets, Carmen is not dating Joan. Despite those juicy rumors. Despite starring in the rocker’s ode to bisexuality “A.C.D.C.” Despite her falling down, clearly from love, at a fashion show, Carmen is not a gay lady. Or at least her rep says she is not. Of course, not everyone is convinced. Word on the lesbian street is that Carmen and Joan might make a splash together at Dinah Shore next weekend. I am trying to muster the energy to care. Must…muster… Must…muster… Damn, I can’t do it. I just don’t care. I mean, good for them if they are and if they aren’t then Joan Jett, call me. Seriously. I’m in the phonebook.
Friday, March 23, 2007
Carmen not gay for Joan
Carmen Electra is not dating Joan Jett. I repeat, peoples of the internets, Carmen is not dating Joan. Despite those juicy rumors. Despite starring in the rocker’s ode to bisexuality “A.C.D.C.” Despite her falling down, clearly from love, at a fashion show, Carmen is not a gay lady. Or at least her rep says she is not. Of course, not everyone is convinced. Word on the lesbian street is that Carmen and Joan might make a splash together at Dinah Shore next weekend. I am trying to muster the energy to care. Must…muster… Must…muster… Damn, I can’t do it. I just don’t care. I mean, good for them if they are and if they aren’t then Joan Jett, call me. Seriously. I’m in the phonebook.
Carmen may not be gay for Joan Jett. But, I, on the other hand, so would be.
ReplyDeleteThat's ok, I can be gay for Joan Jett... Wait, I already am gay...well it is the thought that counts...
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