Pucker up

Thank you all so much for voting in the Weblog Awards. You've made me feel like a triumphant loser. If I could, I'd give all of you a big kiss. And then rent a U-Haul. Move in. Drink tea. Start dressing alike. Smother each other. Stop having sex. Process our problems. Drink tea. Resent each other. Continue to not sleep together. Have sex with an ex. Break up. Date another ex. Sleep together again. Get back together. Drink tea. Break up again. And become best friends. Whew, aren't you glad we didn't kiss?