Martha Stewart, butch magnet

Last week, domestic diva/convicted felon Martha Stewart was on Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show and revealed some very good things. How good? Well, she owns a $1,200 vibrator named “Thumper.” She was like honey to the butches while in pokey, being hit on by “some girls who looked like boys. Some had mustaches and beards” Martha took the attention in stride.

“They’d want to have lunch with me, like a lunch date. Everybody in prison has a business plan. I’d have lunch with them if they were interesting.”

And while she didn’t engage in any L.U.P. sex (Lesbian Until Paroled, a variant on the fabled L.U.G., Lesbian Until Graduation), she did witness some “trysts” between inmates. Forget cookies and doilies, someone sign Martha up for “Girls in Prison 2.”