My Weekend Crush

I would marry Kate Winslet in a second if she’d have me. No, make that a nanosecond. She is practically perfect. A brilliant actress who picks great roles. A beautiful woman who believes you should never skip dessert. A class act who still fancies a dirty joke. A famous person who acts like a normal person. Funny. Smart. English. Hell, she has even enthralled those adorably snarky Fug Girls. Kate, if you ever want to leave your Oscar-winning husband, call me. Happy weekend, all.