Miss Cleo, the Jamaican-accented psychic of late-night infomercial fame, has come out as a lesbian. I could insert an off-color joke comparing palm reading to a euphemism for a sex act with the female genital at this point, but we’re classy here at Surrenders (hey, stop laughing, we are classy...) However, this news is making me feel a little psychic. I see her cruising the gay bars using that old line, “Baby, you know I can see into the future…”
Monday, September 25, 2006
Call me (a lesbian) now!
Miss Cleo, the Jamaican-accented psychic of late-night infomercial fame, has come out as a lesbian. I could insert an off-color joke comparing palm reading to a euphemism for a sex act with the female genital at this point, but we’re classy here at Surrenders (hey, stop laughing, we are classy...) However, this news is making me feel a little psychic. I see her cruising the gay bars using that old line, “Baby, you know I can see into the future…”
I am not sure what is more disturbing: Miss Cleo coming out or Snarker referring to herself in the third person.
ReplyDeleteI will have to take time to consider.