How lame? This lame.

So, I know California is having a budget crunch, but this is simply unacceptable. This, THIS, is the best our great Golden State could come up with for its State Fair concert headliners.

• Loverboy
• Boyz II Men
• Lifehouse
• Sinbad
• Rick Springfield
• Ted Nugent
• Tesla

That's it, I'm moving to Kansas.