tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post6270720263572414928..comments2024-03-28T07:25:19.546-07:00Comments on Dorothy Surrenders: My Weekend CommentDorothy Snarkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10143059192565751994noreply@blogger.comBlogger81125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-63259319909758506542011-10-06T07:32:09.749-07:002011-10-06T07:32:09.749-07:00In my opinion every person ought to browse on it.In my opinion every person ought to browse on it.www.palencia-3d.comhttp://www.palencia-3d.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-7303940555928843902011-08-23T17:44:18.691-07:002011-08-23T17:44:18.691-07:00Long live the Snarker.Long live the Snarker.Ima Gingernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-54680479136262221632011-08-22T05:25:54.938-07:002011-08-22T05:25:54.938-07:00I'm with all the non-trolls. Screw these anon...I'm with all the non-trolls. Screw these anonymouses! <br /><br />As for real lesbians, well, I always thought I was one but I guess I should review my "real" lesbian checklist.<br /><br />Out for 18 years? Check.<br />Boots? Check.<br />Men's clothes? Check.<br />Short nails? Check<br />History of gay rights activism? Check.<br />History of writing for gay publications? Check.<br />Sleeps with women? CHECK!<br />Avoids the penis? Check!<br /><br />Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm a real lesbian well above the age of 15 and I love your blog. I'm curious though as to how you slipped all this supposed pecker talk by me when I read every day and haven't seen even one pecker. Maybe it's old age.Melindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138968066861006638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-24289600971848681922011-08-21T11:08:22.083-07:002011-08-21T11:08:22.083-07:00P.S. - This is completely irrelevant to my last co...P.S. - This is completely irrelevant to my last comment, but have you seen the Glee movie yet? Heather Morris' performance of "Slave For You" = having to seriously control myself in public. Unf...Diananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-90522903915384447962011-08-21T10:59:50.849-07:002011-08-21T10:59:50.849-07:00I seriously don't get where all these "Yo...I seriously don't get where all these "You clearly love penises" comments are coming from. I've been reading your blog for over a year now & can't remember any post that even comes close to, "You know what I would really love right now? A big, juicy cock." Is all this immature hate over the fact that you liked "The Kids Are All Right?" Is liking or not liking that movie the test for who is a "real lesbian?" (A term I hate, by the way). You know who I get sick of, personally? Lesbians who hate men. You know why? Because a lot of lesbians LIKE men (not sexually, obviously) and have a lot of male friends & male family members that they'd jump in front of a frickin' truck for. I have a harder time believing someone is legitimately gay when they automatcially hate everything with a penis, since to me, it just sounds like they're bitter from past experiences with men, rather than having been born a lesbian (IE, this guy was a dick to me so I'm going to be a lesbian and hate all men vs. I've always liked girls, now excuse me while I call up my best friend who happens to have a penis).<br /><br />Anyway, I know that was very "rant-y" but I just wanted to say that I love you and please ignore these fuckers and that you and your blog continue to make me smile. Oh, and since they're clearly going at your readers just to provoke you now, let them be. We love you are proud of both what you do on here and our sexuality, so let's just keep gender fucking and enjoying tank tops, with our without their approval. :)Diananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-13114764519329007182011-08-20T21:14:49.272-07:002011-08-20T21:14:49.272-07:00I quit reading this blog after I was severely chas...I quit reading this blog after I was severely chastised by commenters for expressing a conservative point of view. (I was sent a link to this post)<br /><br />I like your blog, but I find the intolerance for "unpopular" opinions unappetizing. <br /><br />I urge your readers to be more open to discussion, rather than knee-jerk spewing "close minded, self-loathing..." etc.<br /><br />My political views are different from most of you folks. But, I will listen to you. I would appreciate the same courtesy.<br /><br />Can we at least agree that we love ladies in tank tops? :)Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06288677537002934173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-38899554714261992262011-08-20T20:33:08.040-07:002011-08-20T20:33:08.040-07:00Oh Ms Dootie, in the wars! It's just the price...Oh Ms Dootie, in the wars! It's just the price of celebrity. Back in the 90s there was an amateur musical staged by a lesbian theatre group in Sydney. It's content was fun, camp, silly and totally lesbian, but two cast members were straight women and one was a straight man. Owing to this slight against all things lesbian a large group of cranky lesbians, none of whom auditioned for the roles the straight women got, bought tickets, attended the opening night, and sat in the front rows. They spent the entire production scowling at the cast and not applauding. That's old fashioned lesbian drama, done the humourless way. Sorry to see they're still around and sharing their misery. <br /><br />You rock,<br />:D XBeati3https://www.blogger.com/profile/06432491336391359035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-3440273638797632062011-08-20T17:51:38.675-07:002011-08-20T17:51:38.675-07:00DS,
Haters can keep on hatin'. Most of us kn...DS,<br /><br />Haters can keep on hatin'. Most of us know not to feed the trolls, but thank you for looking out for us.<br /><br />1 <3 you and your work.<br /><br />lcnlcnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-26377510588096052582011-08-20T15:30:25.176-07:002011-08-20T15:30:25.176-07:00wth? i specifically asked the anons to provide lin...wth? i specifically asked the anons to provide links to these dicks i keep hearing about. i got nothing in return. oh well, it's okay because all the dick-ish comments they left will suffice.<br />i'm also still waiting on the answer to where i can find this imaginary all-mighty handbook i need with all the rules about how to be a "real" lesbian. the term "real lesbian" pisses me off because what if some poor young girl (because all your readers are teens, of course) is out there reading those comments and getting discouraged from coming out because not only will she be judged by all her family/friends/general population (quite possibly being disowned by some of them) but then realizes that she's also being judged and rejected by some in the lgbt community. she may never leave that damn closet and that breaks my heart.<br /><br />also, when i read "Captain Dick Winky McCock-a-saurus Rex" i realized i want to marry Heather Anne Hogan and have a billion little Heather Anne Hogan babies. i looked at barnes and noble..they don't carry that imaginary lesbian rule book that real lesbians read but they did have a guide for gay parenting and guides to gay weddings, so we should be fine ;)jennifernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-40070522566446302462011-08-20T14:05:13.300-07:002011-08-20T14:05:13.300-07:00Wow, you've been posting about dicks? I knew t...Wow, you've been posting about dicks? I knew the internet was giving me ADD and killing my reading comprehension, but I must be skimming stuff WAY more than I thought if I missed that.<br /><br />:)Steph M.http://www.commonplacebook.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-49953236659510949562011-08-20T10:16:01.114-07:002011-08-20T10:16:01.114-07:00You're amazing, and the comments of other peop...You're amazing, and the comments of other people reflect on them, not you. I've been reading your blog for almost two years and it's been an incredible source of all things entertainment. More than that, it's been an inspiring picture of a modest, mature, and incredibly funny woman that always has really thoughtful things to say.Merhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16233841407764906343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-89835748326658127942011-08-20T08:10:12.873-07:002011-08-20T08:10:12.873-07:00@Emily: I stopped reading AE because of the "...@Emily: I stopped reading AE because of the "REAL LESBIAN" stuff, along with the constant anti-bi sentiments there. It is grating after a while.<br /><br />@Dorothy Snarker: I love your blog, and I will continue to read it. You do great work! And it looks there're many many who agree with me. <3Annanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-54026856504151764832011-08-20T07:59:29.951-07:002011-08-20T07:59:29.951-07:00Because you can speak, does not mean you should sp...Because you <i>can</i> speak, does not mean you <i>should</i> speak. You are entitled to your opinion - you are not entitled to insult others with impunity. Disagree if you must, but don't think you will be taken seriously unless you can disagree in a thoughtful and intelligent manner.Nefarious Newthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16265387596697011256noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-4031354582657221802011-08-20T07:39:49.953-07:002011-08-20T07:39:49.953-07:00When faced with this sort of idiocy and dumb-asser...When faced with this sort of idiocy and dumb-assery, I immediately hear the Divine Miss M saying, "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." I mean really, they must be 13 and bored. Don't let the little bastards get to you. Enjoy your weekend, and we will see you back here on Monday, hanging on your every gorgeous turn of phrase. Much love to you Ms Snarker.Bentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-75463148485428596712011-08-20T05:50:08.761-07:002011-08-20T05:50:08.761-07:00Keep on bloggin' Dorothy - please! Not only ar...Keep on bloggin' Dorothy - please! Not only are trolls infuriating, I swear it's the same half-dozen losers making the rounds every day under different screen names.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-14572007868480379802011-08-20T04:19:05.759-07:002011-08-20T04:19:05.759-07:00I don't understand why those trolls are all ov...I don't understand why those trolls are all over internet, look on the bright side cos that mean your blog is popular ;)<br />I love your blog!freakysnobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16166971785865241312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-54796621044654236762011-08-20T04:14:11.877-07:002011-08-20T04:14:11.877-07:00I love love love your blog! Gay pride! xxxxxI love love love your blog! Gay pride! xxxxxwe live like this.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05982804415428559423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-575644262861281862011-08-20T02:08:15.129-07:002011-08-20T02:08:15.129-07:00After literally years of reading and commenting, I...After literally years of reading and commenting, I hope you know by now that I kinda-sorta like your blog and rather enjoy you. With you on this 100%.<br /><br />I feel the need to add... Anyone who thinks there is a real, true, pure essence of lesbianism out there is a fool. I'm guessing my opinion doesn't count, though, as, while I am a gay lady, I dislike the term 'lesbian' and my best friend has a penis... Which, for the record, I do not ride. Nor any other, for that matter. Never have, never will.Norma Desmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04064997154001326287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-75770070548140873082011-08-20T01:36:08.260-07:002011-08-20T01:36:08.260-07:00I did't read all the comments, but i've re...I did't read all the comments, but i've read enough to be furious by now! <br /><br />What on earth is wrong with these people? <br /><br />Let's just pretend, that I understand this bullshit about 'REAL' lesbianism and Dorothy being a cock-loving, shitty blogger. I still don't get the effort, the haters make just to prove that they suck! <br /><br />Now, let's pretend I'm one of these white, 15 years old baby-dykes, shall we?<br />What is wrong with the older generation? Did nobody ever tell them how to behave on the internet? Please, don't publish your midlife-crisis at someones' expense!<br /><br />And now let's pretend I'm myself again. Just because you're free to speak your opinion, doesn't mean that you have to repeat it like that! We get it, you don't like this blog. here's my suggestion for that: DON'T READ IT! <br /><br />I tried to be professional about this, well, I was not. In your words: "Get over It".<br /><br />Dear Dorothy, <br />keep it up, you are one funny lady!<br />Sincerely, your German reader!maedchentraubehttp://twitter.com/#!/maedchentraubenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-56310033178846870672011-08-20T01:10:40.742-07:002011-08-20T01:10:40.742-07:00@J9: That tshirt is awesome! ;o) I guess I will ge...@J9: That tshirt is awesome! ;o) I guess I will get me one!Dylenanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-54398937636605897842011-08-19T23:14:01.892-07:002011-08-19T23:14:01.892-07:00OMG!! There are rules for being a lesbian?? I don&...OMG!! There are rules for being a lesbian?? I don't know about these rules...Does this mean I'm not a REAL lesbian???!! OMFG!!!<br /><br />*world shattered*<br /><br />It's this blog's fault! Damn you, Dorothy Snarker! You and your penis-loving ways!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-80306885619827780162011-08-19T21:54:16.719-07:002011-08-19T21:54:16.719-07:00Damn it! Take away the "then" before &qu...Damn it! Take away the "then" before "chastising" in my comment so it makes more sense. I must just be distracted by all the penis I have on the brain from reading this blog...Emilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-28434847545914395132011-08-19T21:46:40.790-07:002011-08-19T21:46:40.790-07:00I've only commented on your blog a handful of ...I've only commented on your blog a handful of times, but wanted to add my voice to all the people that have expressed their appreciation for you and what you do. I check your blog and AE pretty much daily and am a huge fan of your writing/ humor.<br /><br />To all the people (or, you know, the one or two obsessive "bloggers") who like to continually come here and AE and rage about all the horrible penis loving that goes on at both sites, let me offer you an analogy. It isn't perfect, but bear with me… I hate mushrooms. I think they are gross, slimy and have no desire to put one in my mouth. So when I'm at the grocery store and in the produce section, I go right by the mushrooms and over to something I really enjoy, like zucchini (because I, like DS and HH, obviously love penis and anything shaped like one.) I don't, on the other hand, stand over by the mushrooms, shovel handfuls of them into my mouth while ranting and raving about how disgusting they are, then chastising anyone who has the audacity to pick some up and place them in their cart. I just accept that some people like mushrooms, just like some lesbians like The Kids Are All Right. Neither of these things seem worth having a whole lot of feelings over, and they certainly don't warrant rudeness or animosity towards those who feel differently. <br /><br />Just saying...Emilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-47815408971001384922011-08-19T21:40:16.093-07:002011-08-19T21:40:16.093-07:00Ms. Snarker,
I think you know how much I love you...Ms. Snarker,<br /><br />I think you know how much I love you - so here you go:<br /><br />http://www.zazzle.com/dorothy_surrenders_tshirt-235397359899700955<br /><br />J9J9https://www.blogger.com/profile/03910637383968387023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26871122.post-63899129235244912642011-08-19T18:50:25.021-07:002011-08-19T18:50:25.021-07:00I read your blog daily. I am a real lesbian that l...I read your blog daily. I am a real lesbian that loves Rizzoli and Isles and intensely disliked The Kids are alright not because of the man sex but because of the Annette Bening character. I like men but don't embrace the penis. I love this blog and your outlook.inthewoodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16659503443907814676noreply@blogger.com