It’s Monday. Sorry about that, that bit is outside of my control. What I can control is how you start your Monday. I think a lesbian answering questions from straight folks is a great way to start. Especially if those answers are equal parts funny and true. Please enjoy Cameron Esposito’s Ask a Lesbian series for Buzzfeed.
p.s. She is not wrong about the side mullet thing. Or vests.
p.p.s. Not that I have a side mullet. Just that it reads Tegan & Sara-level gay.