Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Short Cuts

Hey, did you hear Beyoncé got a haircut? Of course you did. It was the STOP THE PRESSES news from last week, dammit. I for one applaud each woman who decides it’s time for an alternative lifestyle haircut. I don’t have the face for it, too round like a pumpkin. But I sure do appreciate others who can make it work. And, interestingly, so many are making it work as blondes. Do they have even more fun the shorter they go? For each straight lady who successfully goes Ellen with her locks, one bad lesbian hair joke gets forever laid to rest. Just don’t screw it up by brining back the mullet, fashion. You’ve already brought back high-waisted jean shorts and fanny packs. We can’t survive another era of business in the front, party in the back.

Some short hair, do care looks to enjoy along with Queen Bey’s.

Beyoncé

I can’t wait to see this styled and paired with a tuxedo jacket.

Charlize Theron

Marrying this haircut is now legal in 13 states and the District of Columbia.

Cate Blanchett

I’m kind of excited for “Blue Jasmine,” Woody Allen notwithstanding.

Carey Mulligan

I kind of think she should never have long hair.

Anne Hathaway

I don’t hate her blonde pompadour. I really didn’t.

Miley Cyrus

I really, really don’t hate her blonde pompadour. Really.

Pink

Blonde Pompadour + Visible Obliques = Nothing to Hate Here.

Tilda Swinton

Please, you knew she’d be on this list.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

so what I got from this, is only blonde hair looks good short LOL

Charlie Brown said...

What about Emma Watson!?

Zelna Smith said...

I like her hair style. Carey Mulligan looks pretty in blonde hair.

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Anonymous said...

@Charlie. Emma isn't blond. From what I gather, this was just a list of celebs with blond hair who can rock a pixie.

OhKayKatOh said...

I started the list off HOPING you'll end it with Tilda Swinton and I was so glad I could finally let out a sigh of relief after I saw her beeyootifool head right at the end. Thank you, Snarker.

Anonymous said...

MY GOD Charlize Theron just makes my heart want to explode.

There were other pic's there -- really??

dowhatuhavetodo said...

Michelle Williams and Robyn are two another ladies that looks really good with short (blond) hair. Still, Charlize makes my heart pound like no other.

Anonymous said...

Jeez Charlize.....

CJ said...

I want to chop mine off SO badly and I have for months. .. but I am holding out until after my wedding.

Erin O'Riordan said...

Miley Cyrus transition from teenage cuteness to adult sexiness: complete.

Mia said...

chan marshall aka cat power

Anonymous said...

Charlize only can the rest