Hey, did you hear Beyoncé got a haircut? Of course you did. It was the STOP THE PRESSES news from last week, dammit. I for one applaud each woman who decides it’s time for an alternative lifestyle haircut. I don’t have the face for it, too round like a pumpkin. But I sure do appreciate others who can make it work. And, interestingly, so many are making it work as blondes. Do they have even more fun the shorter they go? For each straight lady who successfully goes Ellen with her locks, one bad lesbian hair joke gets forever laid to rest. Just don’t screw it up by brining back the mullet, fashion. You’ve already brought back high-waisted jean shorts and fanny packs. We can’t survive another era of business in the front, party in the back.
Some short hair, do care looks to enjoy along with Queen Bey’s.
I can’t wait to see this styled and paired with a tuxedo jacket.
Marrying this haircut is now legal in 13 states and the District of Columbia.
I’m kind of excited for “Blue Jasmine,” Woody Allen notwithstanding.
I kind of think she should never have long hair.
I don’t hate her blonde pompadour. I really didn’t.
I really, really don’t hate her blonde pompadour. Really.
Blonde Pompadour + Visible Obliques = Nothing to Hate Here.
Please, you knew she’d be on this list.