I can’t. I still just can’t say goodbye to “30 Rock.” So I’ll just saying I’m going out for cigarettes. I’ll be back for dinner. But this weekend still needs its crush. So while I process my loss because the human heart is not properly connected to the human brain, please enjoy Charlie Theron’s new alternative lifestyle haircut. That, and her leather jacket, are certainly taking some of the sting out of last night’s finale. Some. Happy weekend, all.