Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Bitches get hosting done

SWEET LESBIAN JESUS, YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS AT LAST. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are going to co-host the Golden Globe Awards. Let me repeat that one more time for emphasis. TINA FEY AND AMY POEHLER ARE MAKING MY DREAMS COME TRUE. With all due respect to Chris Traeger, this is LITERALLY the best news ever. I am LITERALLY overcome with joy. The world is LITERALLY in for a treat. Yes, Joe Biden, I know I’m using literally wrong.

This news is great/amazing/wonderful for so many reasons. One, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are both smart, talented, funny women on their own. Two, together they are like the ultimate dynamic duo of female empowerment and hilarity. Three, awards shows rarely have female hosts, let alone two of them. Four, they’re a refreshing antidote to the Academy Awards’s choice of dude-centric host Seth MacFarlane. Four, this is the perfect excuse to watch old clips of Tina and Amy together on Weekend Update. Five, they'll further fuel our feverish fantasies as Tina and Amy gaze lovingly at each other (see above). Six, bitches get stuff done – mic drop.

Screw Christmas. I’ll have all the presents I’ll ever need come Jan. 13. I mean, if them just chatting together for 10 minutes is this entertaining, imagine how amazing 3 hours of them together will be. Please, hold me – I’m lizzing.

7 comments:

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Rachelle said...

SHIIIIIIIIT! xD

Kim said...

Yeah, great news. Except all that awards crap will get in the way!!!

Carmen SanDiego said...

Thank you hollywood foreign press association

Jessica said...

This is the best news ever. The only thing better would be finding out Jesus was really a lesbian.

SlyNellie said...

This is indeed the best news all month for sure! After watching Jimmy Kimmel butcher the Emmys, wondering who Seth MacFarlane blew to get the Oscar gig, and yawning over Lena Dunham as the new (t)it girl - she's funny but has a looong way to go - it's reassuring to know that two solid female performers will be in charge for a change... bitches DO get stuff done!

ese1 said...

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