Right, remember when I said I was gonna write a lot about the Olympics? Toldja. Also, a technical note. For the interest of these Olympic Games I shall be expanding the official definition of “tank top” to include “sports bras.” I hope we can all agree at this small technical point of order. And with that, please enjoy the show.
The Twitters. Her tweets are almost as funny as her abs are impressive.
Katie Taylor, Ireland, boxing
Federica Pellegrini, Italy, swimming
Yelena Isinbayeva, Russia, pole vault
Jessica Ennis, Great Britain, track & field
Saori Yoshida, Japan, wrestling
Sophie Schmidt, Canada, soccer
Amélie Cazé, France, modern pentathlon
Valerie Adams, New Zealand, shot put
Caster Semenya, South Africa, track & field
Allyson Felix, United States, track & field
Natalie Cook, Australia, beach volleyball
The Netherlands, Field Hockey Team