Friday, May 25, 2012

My Weekend Hot 100

Another year, another AfterEllen.com Hot 100 list. Seeing as today is the last day to get your votes in for the hottest ladies on the planet this year, I thought I’d share (well, reshare, since I already shared it in the AE Huddle) my Top 10 for 2012. It’s a harrowing task each year, narrowing it down to just 10 lovely ladies. Respectful objectification is not for the faint of heart. Certainly each year there are as always some steadfasts for me. My love for Tina will never die. But each year I do manage to rotate enough new ladies in to keep it interesting. And, yes, there’s always a dark horse. So this weekend I’ve got 10 crushes.
1. Tina Fey
Duh.
2. Naya Rivera
Duh, squared.
3. Lena Headey
I’m still not into the blonde hair, but I’ll always want to buy her lilies.
4. Kate Winslet
I’ve loved her since “Heavenly Creatures,” which is saying a lot because that film involves her beating someone’s mother to death with a brick.
5. Jennifer Beals
Dear television: Put her back on you. Love, lesbians.
6. Padma Lakshmi
Her propensity for licking food off her fingers is a gift from the heavens.
7. Rachel Maddow
The actual definition of fair and balanced – also smart as hell and cute to boot.
8. Hillary Clinton
Hil in 2016, that is all.
9. Zoie Palmer
Oh Hotpants, my Hotpants.
10. Hope Solo
I fear, respect and lust after her abs in equal measure.
So, those are my 2012 hotties. Now show me yours. Also, don’t forget to vote here. Happy weekend, all.

30 comments:

Amy G said...

I was at a wedding with my fiancee and the photographer was a Lena Headey alike, even dressing in a similar style to Luce and using similar mannerisms. We both did a double take and had an unspoken 'do you see what I see', 'yes!' conversation.

I think we were both glad it wasn't our wedding as there would be a fight over who gets to run off with her ;)

Anonymous said...

My list
Simone Lahbib
Marion Cotillard
Anna Torv
Zoie Palmer
Elena Anaya
Gina Carano
Melanie Laurent
Eva Green
Berta Hernandez
Audrey Tautou

Carol said...

For me it has to be

Rachel Maddow
Zoie Palmer
Charlize Theron
Famke Janssen
Heather Peace
Emma Byrne (soccer)
Simone Lahbib (back in the day)
Ashley Judd
Kate Winslet
Jodie Foster

Redbone210 said...

My list includes:

Paula Patton
Thandie Newton
Angelina Jolie
Sofia Vergara
Kate Winslet
Charlize Theron
Jennifer Lawrence
Evangeline Lilly
Hilary Clinton
Liv Tyler

Carmen SanDiego said...

Here's hoping for a Maddow victory!
This year I went with an all les/bi list:
Maddow, evan rachel wood, heather peace, jodie foster, jessica clark, michelle rodriguez, kate moennig, Ellen degeneres, portia

Shannon said...

A list of only 10 is SO hard...
In no particular order:

Kerry Washington (Scandal)
Kat Dennings (2 Broke Girls)
Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife)
Beth Riesgraf (Leverage)
Troian Bellisario (Pretty Little Liars)
Pauley Perrette (NCIS)
Sarah Rafferty (Suits)
Jessica Capshaw (Grey's Anatomy)
Salli Richardson-Whitfield (Eureka)
Erica Cerra (Eureka)

Anonymous said...

1. Kerry Washington
2. Gina Torres
3. Ashley Madekwe
4. Kat Graham
5. Nina Dobrev
6. Candice Accola
7. Lana Parrilla
8. Jennifer Morrison
9. Ginnifer Goodwin
10. Rachel Maddow

Shasta said...

The problem with trying to narrow it down to ten is that every time I read someone else's list, I've forgotten someone amazing.
A few I can't forget about...

Sarah Shahi - oh my. I've been watching Fairly Legal and she's charming as hell.

Kate Winslet - always breathtaking and wonderful.

Eva Green - the eyes kill me.

Naya Rivera - duh some more!

Carla Gugino - I'll always lament the cancellation of Karen Sisco and the awesome chemistry she had with Kate Walsh.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Lawrence
Charlize Theron
Glen Close
Janet McTeer
Noomi Rapace
Hilary Clinton
Julianna Margulies
Melissa McCarthy
Wendy Mesley
Lena Headey

Anonymous said...

Tabrett Bethell
Bridget Regan
Jennifer Garner
Lucy Lawless
Joanne Kelly
Katrina Law
Shay Mitchell
Naya Rivera
Archie Panjabi
Jasika Nicole
and one for good luck:
Brandi Carlile

Mia said...

just submitted rose ellen dix at #7 lol no regrets

Kim said...

Lena 'Luce' Haeadey...times 10!
One and I'm done! That is all!

Kim said...

Sorry, HEADEY. My mind wandered to a happy place while I was typing... ; )

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or did anybody else have trouble voting this year? From saying you already voted today (when you didn't), to closing the poll a day early, to taking the link to the ballot off their front page. Because of all of this, they should add a extra day.

Solo said...

My list will be smtg like this

1: Naya Rivera -- duh...
2: Stana Katic -- hell yaa
3: Dianna Agron -- this mouth needs more attention than its given :)
4: Angelina Jolie -- mother of 6 and still keeps it WOW
5: Nina Dobrev -- country of origin same
6: Kate Beckinsale -- this accent with this body is simply Oh Me Lord
7: Olivia Wilde -- surely sire
8: Jennifer Morrison -- just cause like her to be under 13 ha :)
9: Emily VanCamp - why not...have u seen her legs :))
10: Jennifer Beals -- JB on the rocks

Anonymous said...

Tilda! Tilda! Tilda! (Oh, and Hillary) and lots of others but they two are top two - and it's nothing to do with being blonde. at all.

Anonymous said...

1-Jessica Capshaw
2-Gabby Christian
3-Sasha Alexander
4-Nicole Placent
5-Zoey Palmer
6-Ksenia Solo
7-Piper Perabo
8-Mila Kunis
9-Anna Silk
10-Nina Debrov

Anonymous said...

It might be those damn arms of hers, or it might be the cat twitter, but at some point in the last six months, I turned into a total Zoie Palmer fangirl, and the other nine names on my list just feel like placeholders.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you.............

Anonymous said...

Its not right for a 30 year woman to swoon everytime Zoie comes on screen :)

Anonymous said...

You are not the only one. I don't know what is it about her but I just find her so damn attractive. Never gotten so fangirly over anyone before.

Anonymous said...

Zoie is lesbian kryptonite.

Anonymous said...

I go along with you. Not only is she attractive, but she is funny and a real sweetheart. Zoie is everything is one package.

Anonymous said...

I go along with you. Not only is she attractive, she is funny and she is a real sweetheart. Zoie is everything in one package.

Anonymous said...

Whoa peeps...

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Anna Silk or Zoie Palmer
3.Zoie Palmer or Anna Silk
4. Charlize Theron
5. Jennifer Anniston
6. Olivia Wilde
7. Lena Heady
8. Sofia Vergara
9. Jennifer Garner
10. Jane Fonda (she is the Sean Connery of women- mature but still freaking sexy)

Maud S-Blair said...

My list
Naya Rivera
Heather Morris
Dianna Agron
Lea Michele
Lauren Lee Smith
Kate Wislet
Lena Headey
Tilda Swinton
Leisha Hailey
Anna Torv

Anonymous said...

Sara Ramirez
Sasha Alexander
Paula patton
Stana katic
Jessica capshaw
Zoie palmer
Naya rivera
Mariska hargitay
Kate Walsh
Jennifer beals

Anonymous said...

congrats on making zoie palmer blush !
i wonder if anyone ever ask zp what made her want to play lauren in the first place, considering it was a small role in season 1.

CoffeeDog said...

You have yet to feature Minnie Driver...surely an oversight :-)

RH said...

Hello, Dorothy. In honor of this year’s AE Hot 100, I’d like to share with you my list. Here’s my top 10:

1. Rebecca Hall
2. Anna Skellern
3. Zoie Palmer
4. Lena Headey
5. Keira Knightley
6. Cate Blanchett
7. Ellen Page
8. Scarlett Johansson
9. Olivia Wilde
10. Mila Kunis

I have an unhealthy obsession with my top three ladies right now. Their hair alone makes me swoon. I can look at their pictures all day long and I still can’t get enough of their beauty. Sigh.

I wish one day I’d get to see the lovely Rebecca Hall and Anna Skellern here on your blog. More people should know how beautiful and talented those two are, especially Rebecca. My deep admiration for this splendid actress goes beyond mere appreciation of her pretty face.

And can we have all kinds of porn here please? Pretty please? With three cherries on top? More of these please- hair, eye, jaw/chin, shoulder, arm, hand, back, leg/thigh and abs.

Thank you so much for this little piece of heaven on the Internet. Very grateful and very happy. 