Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Be my Valentine

Dearest Kittens,

Happy Valentine’s Day! I know many of us consider this day to be the Hallmarkification of emotion. People in love don’t really need a special day to be reminded of said love, it should be with them everyday. And people not in love certainly don’t need to be reminded of their lovelessness by an overbearing candy-heart industrial complex. Still, it never hurts to let the ones you care about (that being you, dear kittens) that you care about them. That you appreciate them. That you want to see them naked. Wait, what? Just seeing if you were paying attention.

So I’ve dedicated this Valentine’s Day to a love I know we all share. A love that often does not speak its name. And for some of us, the longest love of our lives. Please allow my friend Hannah Hart to serenade you today. This one’s for you, Internet.

Love,
Ms. Snarker

11 comments:

Voo said...

Dear Ms. Snarker, thanks for all the love, you are appreciated! And the song (singer!)was really really cute :)

Betty said...

Nice!
I would easily make Internet my Valentine, but I'd guess that'd make me the worst gf of the year.

But thanks Ms. Snarker!

egghead said...

CuteMsDot. :)

LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVEELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE

Wow, that's fun to type! :D

Kristan Hoffman said...

LOL what makes this so great is how GREAT is it. Not just someone strumming and singing in their room (which would have been fine) but a REAL song. Bwahaha, thanks for sharing!

Kirsten said...

let's <3 the internet together! :) hat tip for best use of a valentine's day post.

Anonymous said...

Back at you, Dot!

Charli said...

Holy moly!! I love Hannah Hart and you, and now I'm all excitable. That was just awesome.

I already had the biggest crush on her and now it's worse knowing she can actually sing. That just made a crappy day a LOT better. Thank YOU Dorothy.

Kiwi said...

THAT is hilarious and frighteningly accurate lol. Always good to laugh a little at oneself I feel. Thank you for sharing and thank you for the kind sentiments Ms Snarker - you are a delight!

Carmen SanDiego said...

Happy Valentine's day DS, Hope you get to see the sunset with lovely company today
you deserve it.
all the best

Jess said...

I'm still trying to figure out how you managed to take that pic you used in the article. We can actually see both of your hands....at the same time! *gasp*

Lindsay Lulu said...

More, more, more, Hannah please! Lots more!!! I'm begging!!! Maybe her tank top pic for tank top Tuesday? A nod to funny ladies!!!? She is my ideal woman, wether she knows it or not. Articulate, humorous, intelligent and just a tad (ok, a lot) goofy. Perfect. Beautiful.
<3 Lindsay lulu