Monday, January 23, 2012

Fuck Mondays

Let’s be frank, Mondays fucking suck. They can go fuck themselves. They can go take a flying fuck. They can go fuck off. Seriously, they fucking suck. And they really, really fucking suck in the doldrums of January. Ugh. January. It’s not December, with its promise of the holidays. It’s not the spring, with its flowers and showers. It’s not summer, with its summery summerness. And it’s not fall, with leaves showing off one last time. Nope, it’s January. Which fucking sucks. But you know what? We don’t have to just sit and take sucky Mondays in January. We can fight back. We can fight back the only way we can on a sucky Monday in January. By giving them a big, hearty fuck you. Like our friend M-Rod is doing.

Heidi KlumWell, it is Monday, so why not have a little Naked Lady as well?

Kristen StewartI feel like Kristen is always flipping us the bird, even when she isn’t.

Kaya ScodelarioThe middle finger is Effy Stonem’s permanent state of mind.

PinkShe somehow manages to be badass and adorable, all at once. I think it’s the overalls.

Paget BrewsterI’m only slightly distracted by the fact that the towel means she just got out of the shower.

Lucy LiuAlso slightly distracted, but this time by the freckles and hint of lower back.

Amy PoehlerYou always knew Amy would know how to expertly deploy the double bird.

Lily AllenWhereas this is the cutest double bird ever.

Joan JettAnd this, this is the sexiest double bird ever.

There, now don’t you feel better – for a Monday?

17 comments:

maya said...

I have been having a the major winter blues which translates to sleeping at weird hours of the day, being late to work, completely failing to take care of my shit, so I really appreciate your appraisal of January...and Mondays in particular, even though I don't have a traditional work week, still...

sarcofugus said...

Amen to that Ms Snarker.

So let's all give a one fingered wave, a plain simple 'fuck you'! to Mondays everywhere.

P.S. Damn those are good pics. Rebel chicks ;)

Anonymous said...

I say, steady on darling!!! Much more of this and one could be forgiven for thinking you'd been spending rather too much time on the blasted 'L Chat'! :D

PD

Vesna said...

Yeah, a lot, and thank you for that.:D

lynnie said...

from finding nemo to f**k mondays....haha...btw, here in england we do it with raised fingers V (think inside out peace sign).

Cornnell Clarke said...

Should've started this a lot earlier! Like the first weekend after New Years. Still, a great post!

Anonymous said...

I hate january, I don't really like mondays, I also enjoy all amounts of naked ladies - but I still find this bird-flipping thing rather, erm, vulgar. Sorry.

egghead said...

Oh my.

Here, hit Ouiser Boudreaux!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNt7TFjLxFg&feature=related

Grace Chu said...

Happy Lunar New Year anyway! xo

Anonymous said...

Mondays in February also suck the big one! Especially if you live where it's cold.

J9 said...

And no new Rizzles for a while - sigh. Though, in the US, we get another Lost Girl ep tonight...

Erin O'Riordan said...

Now I'm going to have that Lily Allen song stuck in my head all day...

Michelle said...

Amy P with the double bird AND tank top. Nice!

egghead said...

Kristen Stewart and Joan Jett -- oh yeah. Pink too. They really mean it.

Anonymous said...

LOL, I'm so ambivalent about this post. Love the bird, and the birds giving the bird..

And Mondays can really fuck off! But... January fucking rocks. In Australia, where the summer has hit its stride, the tennis and cricket is in full swing, and there's nowhere but down from here to go!

Guess it's just the other side of that hemispherical coin. Cheer up lovely, come down under!! :-)

jetgirl said...

Kristen Stewart's bird is the best of the bunch imho

X said...

Those were cool pictures. Sometimes I wish I'm the kind who curse and give that dirty finger to anyone who pisses me off. It's only my boyfriend though who gets that dirty finger that comes with my "fuck you" whisper. His reply? "Go ahead."