Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Tank Top Tuesday

You know what’s nice to wear when sailing on a ship? Tank tops. You know what’s nice to see when talking about lesbian “ships?” Tank tops. Life has this beautiful symmetry to it sometimes. Today, in honor of some of our favorite gay lady relationships on TV (maintext, subtext & just the voices in our head varieties), how about a little friendly couple competition? Which pair wears it best? And, to get even more cutthroat, which partner in each pairing wears it best? Total lezzer tank top supremacy awaits, ladies. Choose wisely.

Naya RiveraStill No. 1 in our hearts, minds and pants.

Heather MorrisStill No. 1 in Santana’s heart, mind and pants.

Anna SilkIf you haven’t watched “Lost Girl,” I actually pity you.

Zoie PalmerDr. Hot Pants should always pair them with a tightly fitted tank. Always.

Sara RamirezTank scrubs, think about it Seattle Grace.

Jessica CapshawReally, really think about it Seattle Grace.

Lily LovelessLily, a pint and that smirk – it’s all a growing girl needs to survive.

Kat PrescottThough, of course, a daily supplement of Kat couldn’t hurt either.

Lea MicheleNow this is entirely different kind of “bait girl” look. I approve.

Dianna AgronWearing a tank top is basically the same thing as wearing a “Likes Girls” T-shirt, no?

Angie HarmonThis season on “Rizzoli & Isles,” in addition to wanting more eye sex we should all demand more tank tops.

Sasha AlexanderIsles being a Rizzoli is both confusing and hot. So. Fucking. Hot.

Man, life is just one tough decision after another.

32 comments:

Kristan said...

My vote is Heather Morris. Dancers have the best bods and look great in everything. (And believe me, they'll try wearing some wacky @$$ shit too.)

hamlet.pod said...

I'd say between Naya and Heather, Naya wins the tank top battle - but Heather definitely beats everyone at arm porn!

TheWeyrd1 said...

I think in that selection of pics, Sacha out dyked Angie for the win! I love it when feminine has a queer edge like that!

liz said...

So happy you included Sasha Alexander & Angie Harmon in your line up. I hope we will see more
of them in tank tops during season 2 of my favorite summer indulgence: RIZZOLI & ISLES!

Anonymous said...

Naya to the power!!! :-)

Solo said...

Naya Naya Naya :)) all the way Naya :)) such a crush i have on her...insane !!!
BUT Rizzoli and Isles are hot no second opinion...question of time they make out :)))

Kirsten said...

My votes go for Rizzoli and Isles -- very hot ladies! But Sasha Alexander really pulls it all together. I'm sending mental vibes to the showrunners to include more tanks this season....

Anonymous said...

This might be my favorite Tank Top Tuesday of all time (and I'm a pretty big fan of 'em). I'd have to say though, the Anna Silk and Dr. Hot Pants are where it's at for me :)

How about some lovely athletic ladies to celebrate the world cup next week??

Anonymous said...

God, I miss Dr. Hotpants.

lancemyblogcanbeatupyourblog said...

I can't pick just one. Excellent post. I shall read it again.

Anonymous said...

Agron all the way, baby!

blueashke said...

You know my vote - Naya, Naya, Naya, a thousand times that beautiful woman.

Anonymous said...

Heather definitely. She is so gorgeous and her body is amazing.

A said...

Heather. She looks good in anything and everything. It is a gift.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, do I have to choose? Ms. Snarker, are you trying to kill me?

Kristan said...

1st place- Team Brittana
2nd place- Team Rizzles
3rd place - Team Faberry

and the winner, the Duchess of Tank Top Hotness, is . . . Heather Morris!

HeartsandFlowers52 said...

My vote would be for Dianna Agron, with Sasha Alexander a VERY close second.

Great selection of pics!

Ava said...

Naya. It should be a crime to be that gorgeous. Close second goes to Dianna Agron. I've developed such a crush on that girl, it's not even funny.

Shula said...

Jessica Capshaw looks yummy. Seriously Grey's we need tank scrub tops. Someone needs to get right on that :)

Anonymous said...

Naya all the way. Especially in that pose she's in.

Cam said...

Best. Post. Ever. Brittana? Check! Faberry? Check. Rizzles? Check. Calzona? Check. Hot pictures of all women involved? FREAKING CHECK! God bless you Snarker. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh dear God...this is the best Tank Top Tuesday post EVER.

Anonymous said...

Naya. Definitely Naya. Hot DAMN.

cecizeta said...

Lily Loveless. Absolutely. The pint is a bonus :)

Although I have to say Jessica Capshaw is really distracting..

Norma Desmond said...

My vote would have to be Sasha Alexander... because, yes, a Rizzolified Dr. Isles would be the hottest thing pretty much ever...

Ang715 said...

You cannot get any hotter than Sasha Alexander lookin' like she could kick Rizzoli's ass...

Anonymous said...

Naya Rivera except for the boots yuk. Sasha Alexander is quite butch looking so she wins. The others I don't follow.

dexwebster said...

Speaking of tank tops, Evan Rachel Wood, now 200% dykier

Anonymous said...

Team Faberry, I must say.

Anonymous said...

*thud*

elizabeth said...

After watching the skins finale last night with the girlfriend I am all about Lily Loveless, Katherine Prescott and tall cold one. Heather and Naya though, are a veryveryvery close second.

Anonymous said...

faberry, naomily, rizzles and brittana oh my!