Monday, November 02, 2009

Two great things that go great together


If you’ve ever wanted to watch my head explode, then come on over to my house at 9:30 p.m. on November 12. That is the day, The Day, that Padma no-one-eats-a-burger-sexier-than-me Lakshmi will drop by “30 Rock.” Padma and Tina…together…on my TV. Oh, Damn. Never mind waiting until Nov. 12, that splat you just heard was my head exploding in anticipation.

The thing about this coupling is 1) It makes perfect sense and 2) I totally did not expect it. Liz Lemon loves food and we know she likes to settle in for the night with “a meatball sub with extra bread, bottle of NyQuil, TiVo Top Chef.” Also, NBC owns Bravo, so - duh - cross promotion. Yet, for whatever reason, my brain never anticipated this merger of my dream women before. How can this be? Was my subconscious just protecting me from the impending hyperventilation? At this point, I realize I’ve probably lost 95 percent of you who do not share my obsessive devoted Fey-naticism. But, you'll just have to indulge me because, ZOMG, it's Tina and Padma! Now the only question is what to call this meeting of The Hot? Tidma? Padna? Feyshmi?

Padma will appear as herself in the episode titled “The Problem Solvers,” which also introduces guest star Cheyenne Jackson. See, the gay gals get some eye candy and the gay boys get some eye candy. That’s what I can a really gay win-win.

So far, the promos only show Padma with Jack. I swear, Tina better find a way to get her and her bi-curious shoes in the same frame with Padma or my head will explode, but in the bad way. Wait, is there a good way for your head to explode? Wait, am I rambling? Whatever, the point is: Padma + Tina = RIP Ms. Snarker’s head.

p.s. For those who need to warm up before the big event, check out Padma with Nigella Lawson...in robes...in bed from this week’s “Top Chef.” Granted, they need to either push those two beds together or pick one, but still, hello food porn. I swear, if they simultaneously lick stuff off spoons, my poor brain won't even make it until Nov. 12.

p.p.s. Don't even think my mind hasn't gone here already. Because, whoooo-doggie, it has and it has often.

17 comments:

miss chatelaine said...

nigella and padma in a hotel room, ib bed, together dressed in bathrobes? Where the hell have I been?

miss chatelaine said...

guhh, hotness and daydreams has made me incapable of spelling. See what you've done to me, Ms Snarker!

Huggitis Brown said...
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Huggitis Brown said...

Your keen enthusiasm is delightful Ms Dorothy.
Although I have little interest in Mrs Lakshmi but do like "The Fey" that post brought many a giggle, well played lady.
(yes, they are both sexy ladies, yes, easy now)

(previous post deleted because of horrid spelling of Lakshmi)

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Fey-naticism? LOL!!! Just perfect! Reminds me of something Mark Twain said: The difference between the right word and the almost right word is like the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.

Anonymous said...

I don't even know where to begin. Padma and Nigella Lawson are beyond hot!!! And together and 30 Rock??? OK, Ms Snarker how could you do this to me?? and now I have to go to work with this on my mind!! Shame on you.

Carol said...

I, personally, am unaffected (tho you almost had me with Padma and Nigella in that hotel room), but....I'm happy for YOU. ;)

Norma Desmond said...

Meanwhile, they hit my dream combo with Megan Mullally and Fey together (though I did think MM was a little wasted). Seems they're just in the business of making dreams come true.

Hanna said...

Oh, I would totally use this occasion to come over to your house, hold your hand and help your brains. Because this would be THE chance to peak at Ms Snarker's upper parts of her face. :-) And I believe Jodie Foster's official coming out will definitely take longer than till this year's mid-November.

triplestripe said...

you're not obsessed, you're invested!

Making Space said...

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress on, devil with the blue dress on!!!

Nigella is the only one of the three that does anything for me, but of course that leaves more for the rest of y'all.

Big Shamu said...

I think your brain is in for some bad news. There is no new Top Chef this week. This week is Top Chef's Bitchfest All Bitch Reunion. Looks like Lisa, Tiff and god knows who else will be in attendance. Hosted by Fabio (why in fuck's suck is he hosting??) and not Padma or Andy. The only hope you have is that Casey Beaver Boots Thompson re-enacts her bikini baring sunbathing scene.

jackie said...

"Feyshmi" is inspired....

Anonymous said...

From the Evening Standard (3 Nov 09) diary@standard.co.uk :

'Nigella Lawson has arrived at last. In a poll of the hottest ladies of the moment in the lesbian magazine DIVA, the domestic goddess has come in at number five, only a few places behind the front runners, Pink and Angelina Jolie. "I am flattered beyond words," says Nigella.' Hmmm.

- scorpio54

val said...

Ohhh Nigella! hmmm Nigella....oh I love Nigella <3

elle said...

hahaha, ms. s, ur hilarious. u keep referring to ur head exploding, but for some reason more southern parts of my body are responding to this pairing.
p.s. nigella has always had a piece of my heart...now this too...shwooo!

Chompen said...

My girlfriend looks just like Nigella, imagine that!