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Thursday, March 20, 2008
Let’s play ‘Gropeball’
Look, I knew Chris Matthews had some serious issues with women. But, I never suspected he would try to kill one. Live. On the air. Oh, wait, sorry. Apparently he wasn’t trying to choke Ellen DeGeneres to death; he was just dancing. Oh kids, just when you think you’ve seen it all, you see yet an other example of why old white men should never, under any circumstance, bust a move. Poor Ellen, she seemed at once terribly amused and genuinely frightened. Though, give the dude some credit, he may have just inadvertently invented the next dance craze to sweep the nation. Behold: The Gropeball.
p.s. If your stomach muscles can take more uncontrollable shaking, watch her day-after dissection of what went wrong.