Good morning, Lesbians. Good morning, Chaiken. Yes, that’s right, it’s time for another fun-filled episode of Chaiken’s Lesbians. Their hair is bouncy, their gaydar is deadly…accurate, that is. I’m not entirely sure why we’re seeing this (oh, wait, a fan wrote it, that’s why) but, heck, who needs opening segments to be integral to the plot, anyway? [Click to enlarge, per usual.]
1. Slo-mo running + feathered 70s hair = lesbian hilarity2. I’ve heard some people workout as a substitute for sex. Sheesh, can’t they just eat cheesecake like the rest of us?3. Jenny. Ugh. Just ugh.4. Please remind them that two is company, three is a crowd.5. Wait, did I flip over to “Bad Girls” by accident?6. Welcome back to “Dirty Signing” with your hosts Jodi, Alice and Shane. Can you guess what today’s signs mean?7. A broad, and not a very classy one, is back. Even her hair looks indignant.8. Jodi’s friends, may I introduce you to Bette’s I-am-not-amused face?9. How’s that sex substitute thing working out for you, Shane? See, should
New Guestbian Count: 1
[Lenka Stolar as Brenda the
Best Line: “That? That is not sexy..” -- Alice reacting to the sideways “Loser” sign that means “Lesbian.”
Best Reaction: “Wow.” -- Tina to Brenda’s enhanced funbags.Best Vocab Word: “Salubrious.” Shane, you’re looking very saluuubrious today.
EDIT: Shoulda, coulda, woulda. Sometimes, my brain isn’t properly plugged in. Like, say, always.