Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Such a pill

OK, so remember how I was just saying I wasn’t worried about Emma Watson ? Uhm, I take it back. Here she is at the “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” premiere in Hollywood. At first glance she looks adorable, right? Simple, age-appropriate, stylish and…wait…what the hell? This is what those Fug Girls would call “The Scroll Down.” It looks like Emma has gone and pasted the entire contents of her medicine cabinet on the waist of her dress. For the love of Hogwarts, why? Is this some sort of sly social commentary on our pill-popping culture and its hedonistic excesses? Or, instead, is this a not-so-subtle warning that the goody-goody actress isn’t nearly as sweet and innocent as she seems. Either way, you just known Lindsay Lohan is kicking herself and saying, “Damn, glue your stash to your dress! Why didn’t I think of that?”

5 comments:

Julissa said...

damn, and for a second naive little me thought that they were christmas lights.

MetaSin Girl said...

Maybe it was just practicality – it doesn’t look like Emma’s got a purse, so she just glued her meds to her clothes. If the premiere didn’t go well, she could chew the pills right off her skirt. No more carrying around unwieldy pill bottles.

I say Emma’s a trend setter. This is the wave of the future - no more “purses as fashion accessories.” (You can’t see them in the pic but Emma’s house keys are glued to her ass).

slacker said...

It's a way to be popular with the Hollywood celebutants and starlets. What better way to meet up with them than when they're trying to lick her wrap?

Amanda said...

I don't know what the big deal is. Any respectable member of society should openly display the contents of their medicine cabinet on their favorite item of clothing. Emma picked a dress... so maybe it wasn't the best choice. Personally, I find that pills hold much better on festive holiday vests, mardi gras hats and happy hour cocktail dresses. Immediate access when you most want them. Not to mention they're much more attractive than sequence.

MetaSin Girl said...

amanda -

eating xanax off some hottie's cocktail dress? Yeah, good times....