L411: “Literary License to Kill”
Just a reminder, season-ending spoilers here. Pre-cap below. And, major drama ahead.
1) Kit, still not a lesbian. Nice try, Papi.2) If these two get any cuter my head might explode.3) Jenny Schecter: 2 books; Me: not-so-buried resentment. 4) People are laughing at Bette. Sadly, not about her blouse.5) Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell sucks, really hard.6) Max’s company has a project called Egoboost. Quit now, man.7) Kate has a thing for Tina. And, apparently, eyeliner.8) Now this is a deal breaker. Welcome back to the fold, Tina.9) Max pulls a Bill Clinton with his intern. Thankfully, no cigars.10) “You are just dead fucking meat Jenny Schecter.” I’m feeling better about the whole book thing. A lot better.11) Alice chooses an unfortunate gift. And seems unclear on No. 5.12) A good argument against inter-office romances. Awkward. 13) Phyllis has a daughter. Yeah, that’s about it.14) Bette and Tina act like old friends and lovers. About time.15) Shane surprises Paige.16) Then Tasha shocks Alice.New Guestbian Count: 0
Best Line (Possibly Ever, Part II): “This writer is completely incompetent.” - Kate’s manager about Jenny
Why Grammar Matters: “That’s not even grammatically correct. Fucking idiot.” - Bette about “Lez Girls”
Can I Get An Amen: “Once a lesbian, always a lesbian.” - Henry to Tina
Guest Artist Alert: Hey, look, Goldfrapp.