I prayed all off-season to my Ilene Chaiken idol that I wouldn’t be a crazy babynapper again and it worked. Hallelujah.
God, I hope they don’t make me the babynapper next season.
Wow, Jennifer was right, that idol works. Once I started the sacrificial offerings, no toenail-clipping Henry, no vein-popping hysterics. But, damn, it’s hard to find all that virgin’s blood.
Blah, blah, blah, bikes, blah, blah, blah, family rooms. Good luck on the Sci-Fi Channel, lady.
So help me God, if they kill off another one of my girlfriends…
Looking good really is the best revenge.
I don’t mind the eyeliner, but the cap - really - is that necessary?
Cybill: Do you know how hard it is to raise my eyebrows through all this Botox? Seriously, I’ve never worked harder in my life.
Jennifer & Marlee: Hey, her lips are soft. So soft. So, very soft…