Friday, April 28, 2006
Don't you just love it when the moral majority trips on its own immoral stupidity. Just kind of makes your day, or possibly week. Hell, it's been a tough month. Let's go crazy and declare it Rush the Dumbass Drug Addict month. We've earned it.
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Not that I have anything against Ms. O'Donnell. And yeah for more lesbian visibility on TV, and all that good stuff. But it is just that the show was barely salvaged by the presence of Vieira and Joy Behar in the first place. Without Vieira to throw in a calming voice of reason, it'll just be Joy and Rosie sparring non-stop with Star and the blonde dingdong.
According to "Extra," the official announcement will be made tomorrow.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Some selections, they just make themselves - n'est pas?
Behold the power of Jolie.
"I wasn't right in my head," she said in court. "None of that verbal behavior was directed towards them. It was directed towards myself."
Hmmm. Michelle Rodriguez, too fast and too furious? Not that little angel.
Though, the cynical side of me was thinking, since we all known Michelle's rumored Sapphic entanglement (yeah, a "roommate," uh-huh) perhaps she thought five days in an all-woman's jail wouldn't be that bad. Sure beats picking up trash in an orange vest.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
The universe cannot be subject to ANOTHER sculpture of Britney giving birth on a bear-skin rug. As her genius spouse would say, "Y'all Aint Ready." Word.
I've seen Ms. DiFranco about half a dozen times and each time has been, well, Wow. If she brings her little travelin' road show to your town, go.
Seriously, go now.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Think of this as part Dorothy Parker, part Dorothy Gale and all friend of Dorothy. Let's dance in the eye of the tornado together. And make fun of Paris Hilton while we're doing it.