- In Film: “Bar Girls” - Worst. Lesbian. Movie. Ever.
- In Music: The Pussycat Dolls - You can’t watch them dance on the CD. So, really, what’s the point?
- In Books: “The Well of Loneliness” - Self-loathing and suicide doesn't mix well with eggnog.
- In Gaming: Nintendo Wii - If you give it to someone you love or hope to one day love and they play like this, you’ll never want to sleep with them again.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Snarker under no circumstances recommends
This time of year, folks falls all over themselves with capitalist helpfulness to recommend things to buy for your assorted loved and not-so-loved ones. Well, not me. I am definitely not here to help. Instead, I give you the anti-gift guide. These are things that you should, under no circumstances, give to another living human being. Particularly another gay human being.