Monday, August 14, 2006
Cheeseburgers now banned from paradise
Nicole Richie really is a body image nightmare. She looks like - and I don’t say this lightly - an Auschwitz survivor. I’ve juxtaposed a photo of her on the beach last week with a clever celebrity parody by 14 of Gallery of the Absurd. But, from the looks of things, Nicole’s skeletal frame has gone beyond simply amusing to downright frightening. This is made more disturbing by the fact that countless young girls worship at the altar of celebrity these days. Though, if they insist on deifying such anorexic anomalies, perhaps they should consider bearing offerings of cheeseburgers and chili fries to place at their feet.
8/16/06 UPDATE: Seriously, it's so much worse than we thought. Look at the weight she has lost in a scant three months. Scary. Very scary.